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Tribute to "The Beast"

  • Thread starter Thread starter grey5.0beast
  • Start date Start date Sep 25, 2006

grey5.0beast

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Sep 25, 2006
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Well*sniff*, I am going to miss my old Beast... After the tranny went out last month, I am giving away my Buick ...


I went through alot with that car:

my first handjob in a car
went mudding after school all the time
it had been in 7+ accidents before it was handed down to me
The back door had a HUGE dent in it
The pass door had a big ass scratch mark from when I was offroading while stoned
The windshield was broken and I cut my hand on it once while wiping it with armorall
I locked my keys in my trunk, so I tore out the backseat from its brackets and climbed back there just to find my keys on my dash
The front bumper was broken in half from a mudding incident while on an unfinished road with manholes sticking out
The taillight, I shot out with a bb gun
the front side marker is held on by a zip tie
"I suck" was carved in the fender
It was peeling paint
The roof was all scratched up b/c we once strapped a 14 ft John boat to the roof.
the antenna doesn't work b/c my friend yanked it out while we were chillin
every hubcap I put on, w/ in a week would be sctratched or broken, so I just stopped putting them on
The pass side window would roll down , but not up
We spray painted the roof to try and disguise the peelingness, but it was the wrong shade and it got on the windshield as well
I drove around with my brights on, b/c my regular lights point straight at the ground



That is about all I can think of off the top of my head, I will get pics tomorrow before they haul it away.

She had many nicknames: Old Blue, Big Bertha, The Beast, and The Vagina Deflector(don't ask)

We gave her to St. Vincent De Paul charity. I have to get all my crap out as well tomorrow...

You my girl blue!!!!!!!!!

 

85_SS_302_Coupe

it sucks (I know) to be on the receiving end
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This is one of my first cars....it's a Plymouth Horizon that i did a kick ass spray paint flame job on the hood....it had some cool 5 spoke hub caps and a cool studded steering wheel cover..lol. My buddy actually gave it to me for free, then i got 30 day tags on it and took it for a drive and it blew up the same day We took crowbars to it on the side of the road and smashed it into a wadded up chunk of metal and it got towed and i never saw it again.

We named it Hot Fudge since it was brown and had flames



Oh and before any of you eagle eyes out there spot the Camaro in the garage in the background, that was my buddy's '87 Iroc...that car was sporting a nasty 406 at the time pushing a bunch of power but it never got dynoed because he couldn't keep a trany together behind it.
 

795.0pacecar

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Sep 25, 2006
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Beating off in the car, crying in the school parking lot does not count as a hand job.
 

grey5.0beast

Cookies should never be DUNKED!!!
Aug 3, 2004
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Sep 25, 2006
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lol
 

grey5.0beast

Cookies should never be DUNKED!!!
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795.0pacecar said:
Beating off in the car, crying in the school parking lot does not count as a hand job.
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ur gay, I am trying to reminisce(sp?) here and your ruining it...*opens playboy*J/k
 

795.0pacecar

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Im gay? Come one man, Im not the one playing off a lonely jack off session as my "first hand job". lol
 

grey5.0beast

Cookies should never be DUNKED!!!
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Sep 25, 2006
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795.0pacecar said:
why you gotta break balls man?
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Remember that?? Hypocrite...
 

795.0pacecar

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Hypocrite or payback......lol
 

795.0pacecar

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Oh and no I dont remeber that, but I can do it too.

grey5.0beast said:
Im gay
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grey5.0beast

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let me find the thread, it was one where byunmustang or whatever was being a dick to ryan... douche
 

795.0pacecar

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LOL touche'.
 

795.0pacecar

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I was probably kidding though, Im only serious 23.7% of the time.
 

Darkwriter77

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Reminds me of Adam Sandler's "Ode to My Car"...
 

stykthyn

I want to measure mine. It doesn't look that tall.
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MY POS CAR!!!!
I love that song
 
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How about 'My Hooptie' by Sir Mix Alot?
 

ryan218

In just 10 years, I'll be old enough to drive!!!!
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grey5.0beast said:
let me find the thread, it was one where byunmustang or whatever was being a dick to ryan... douche
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Me
 

grey5.0beast

Cookies should never be DUNKED!!!
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Sep 26, 2006
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yeah I think it was one of your threads too. Bynumustang or something said something mean to u, I said something along the lines of HARSH!, but he said why you gotta break balls man, I specifically remember it!, anyway, pics are uploading now
 

795.0pacecar

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Sep 26, 2006
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When I said "why you gotta break balls" it was a throw back to family guy when loise says chris's smells like the inside of a hat.
 

bynummustang

Seen my other Jackstand?
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grey5.0beast said:
yeah I think it was one of your threads too. Bynumustang or something said something mean to u, I said something along the lines of HARSH!, but he said why you gotta break balls man, I specifically remember it!, anyway, pics are uploading now
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I don't know if it's a good thing or bad, but this is the first time I've seen my name mentioned in another thread.
 
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