twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
was a domestic v8 and no cop in sight,
i will try, i will try, i will try with this smallest motor,
to beat this damn Mustang, even with its big blower,
as the light goes green and i pull like no joke,
the Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzen,
these are the names of my four V-Tec pistons,
racing ahead i'm the star of the action,
but i know i'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
grabbing second, i hear the RPM's sing,
my mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing,
i now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
all i can do is keep that four-banger straining,
in a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
and my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
don't bother with third, cause its too late,
just try to act cool, like you can relate,
looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
the driver backs off to give me a holler,
"you can't win them all,"he says in a fling,
"you may not win any, with that silly thing."
I smiled and rvved as he pulled out of sight,
with my new mods tomorrow....it will be a better night.
:SNSign:
was a domestic v8 and no cop in sight,
i will try, i will try, i will try with this smallest motor,
to beat this damn Mustang, even with its big blower,
as the light goes green and i pull like no joke,
the Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzen,
these are the names of my four V-Tec pistons,
racing ahead i'm the star of the action,
but i know i'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
grabbing second, i hear the RPM's sing,
my mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing,
i now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
all i can do is keep that four-banger straining,
in a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
and my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
don't bother with third, cause its too late,
just try to act cool, like you can relate,
looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
the driver backs off to give me a holler,
"you can't win them all,"he says in a fling,
"you may not win any, with that silly thing."
I smiled and rvved as he pulled out of sight,
with my new mods tomorrow....it will be a better night.
:SNSign: