U-Joint Leaking?

mustang6tee8 said:
No, sorry Fett, CNP leaves a residual sludge after too much use, I've heard from the top-fuel dragster crowd that an entire gallon of C.L.R. works even better than CNP, because it reduces the fuel temperature by 45 degrees, gives you 88hp, AND is so reactive, that once the exhaust fumes exit the engine into the exhaust system, it mixes with the Nitrogen in the air and leaves a byproduct of chromic anhydride (the basis of hexavalent chrome plating) nitride on the inside of the exhaust piping, leaving a clean, shiny tailpipe, every time you start the car.

QUIKSVT- I hear you also have the prototype Adamantium injected polychromolycarbonite camshaft made by Cams-on-Crack Racing, how did that turn out for you?? I was glad when I heard you got the lobes coated with carbonite- good choice!

savegoodautonfg- If you're looking for a little (or, a LOT) more traction (this also from top-fuel dragsters that run low 4 second quarter miles) I suggest you add half a gallon, maybe even 3 quarts of Detramol or Genalite IIIR traction fluids (or even a 3:1 combination for the track) in each rear tire. This was just released on the market not even 3 weeks ago. It's a semi-fluid, with an astounding consistency of a (no joke) McDonald's milkshake. When you accelerate, even slowly, the centrifugal forces bring the traction fluid to the circumference of the tire, stirs up the microfibers and electrons, which creates the desired addition of rotational electro-kinetic force. The weight of the fluid creates a higher rate of torque on the tire pressing down on the pavement, resulting in exponentially increasing acceleration, derived from 34psi of 977 forced induction horsepower. However its best chemical properties is the way it softens up the tread of the tire, from the inside, and lets it dig into the small crevaces of the concrete. QUICKSVT had to stop using it, because the engine made his pushrods and lifters look like the 4th of July, and I believe blended the Titanium and Digestium coated internals of his Viper-spec T56 into a bowl of rare-earth metal flavored oatmeal.

I surrender. You just gave me a headache from reading that. :hail2:
 
I think there's only a couple of us on the thread who arent hopped-up on something. The others are hilarious, delusional, or both. :D