underseat fire?!?!?!

[For Sale]

Tonite I was driving my 5.0 and I smelled smoke coming from somewhere. I ignored it figuring it was a new problem to add to the mile long list. I kept on going seen some smoke. I looked down and it looked like it was coming from under my seat. I ignored it like a moron then like 2 minute's later my seat sink's in and my @$$ is on fire. I was bouncing around in the seat. Finnally I pulled over and got out. I basically ripped my pant's off. I was kinda burned up but i looked at my car and seen my carpet was trashed and my seat was and I just got so sad. I went into the bushes to wack off thinkin it would make me feel better, I smacked my wong around for about 15 minute's then Got into my trunk and made a sign up that said "Truck Driver Dream Boy, Pick Me Up". got a ride home. Went and blew up sally and had me a crazy 2 hour's b4 I went to bed. Going to get the Stang tommrow.

 

[HISSIN50]

Dude, you could have put the fire out with that um, creative outlet.

Was the fire electrical (fuel pump relay) or from a clogged exhaust (read cats)?

Good luck (I think. ).

 

[Roland69]

WTF

 

[Nasty Nate]

This could be the craziest post i've ever read in my life.

 

[JBeezy53]

I ignored it like a moron then like 2 minute's later my seat sink's in and my @$$ is on fire. I was bouncing around in the seat. Finnally I pulled over and got out.

I almost fell out my seat laughing when I read that part. I hope this is a joke and it really didn't happen.

 

[Euphoric306]

:Word: and that's comin from Nasty Nate ahhahaha

 

[Roland69]

I was thinking it was a joke when he said he wacked off for 15 min cause everyone knows it only takes 4-5 min tops.

 

[95conv5.0]

holy ****, should have pissed on it

 

[For Sale]

Yeah while the seat was on fire I passed gas hoping to get it out only to ingulf myself in even more flame's. I gotta run the old lady's got the tazer gun out again.

 

[JBeezy53]

???

 

[Roland69]

who the f is this guy

 

[Euphoric306]

who the f is this guy

 

[Roland69]

Seriously

 

[93GTosu]

LOL

 

[Roland69]

oh well atleast he aint someone else on here with a craving for a prelude

 

[TRWXXA]

Sounds like one of those f@ggoty, ricer pukes has been slammin' crystal-meth again (or am I being redundant?), and logged onto StangNet to vent his frustration over having a small weenie.

Someone ought to delete his a$$.

 

[Strype]

WTF?!?! Why didn't you just slit your wrists and bleed the fire out? That's what ya should of done.

Do you have a Prelude?

 

[iwashmycar]

at least it's in tech right....

 

[tunedin302]

This guy joined to sell some stang rims back in July:
http://forums.stangnet.com/showthread.php?p=5299798#post5299798

People jumped on him and now he comes back to terrorize stangnet. Just ignore the a$$ munch or let's ban him. I mean, what does he expect? Those rims look like complete a$$.

 

[Strype]

This guy joined to sell some stang rims back in July:
http://forums.stangnet.com/showthread.php?p=5299798#post5299798

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Bahahahaha! My boss will fire me if I get caught falling out of the chair again laughing- no fair!!!


Yes sir, this one's for you