Starting at age 18, to my present 30 years, I've owned: (I was a GM dork for a long time)
1. 1989 Geo Metro, auto, 3cyl

2. 1988 Ford Escort EXP, 5spd
3. 1987 Pontiac Firebird, 2.8L auto
4. 1980 Chevy Caprice, 4.1L (tiny lil' V8) auto
5. 1981 Chevy Camaro Z/28, 350ci/350THM
6. 1988 Chevy Cavalier Z/24, 2.8L auto
7. 1987 Pontiac Firebird, 2.8L auto (yes, another)
8. 1988 Chevy Caprice, 305 auto
9. 1991 Pontiac Trans Am, 350TPI auto
10. 1976 Ford Gran Torino, 351M auto (total slug)
11. 1994 Crown Victoria P71 (Police Interceptor) 4.6L auto (this is where the Ford obsession REALLY began

)
12. 1989 Ford Mustang notch, 5.0L T-5 ... black

13. 1994 Ford Probe GT, 2.5L V-6, 5-spd
14. 1994 Mercury Cougar
15. 1987 Honda CRX Si, 1.5L 5psd

16. 1987 Pontiac Firebird Formula, 305 4bbl, auto (destroyed by stupid old man pulling illegal U-turn

)
17. 1990 Lincoln Town Car, 5.0L auto (the oddball year with the 5.0 and AOD but newer body style)
18. 1989 Ford Mustang notch, 5.0 AOD-to-T5 conversion (now in Frankenstang's possession)

19. 1994 Ford Thunderbird LX, 4.6L auto
20. 1993 Geo Metro, 3cyl 5spd (The HARBL!

)
21. 1986 Ford Mustang GT 'vert (still own this one

)
22. 1987 Chevy S10 Blazer, 4.3 auto (iss de one Chubby, mang)
23. 1986 GMC S-15, 2.8L 5-spd (aka "Stinky," just recently acquired)