Women Get Discounts

Strype · May 1, 2007

Okay last week I paid $62 to get a full synthetic oil change (I know I was lazy)

So my wife called me a minute ago. She took her butt up to the oil changing place and got away with a full synthetic change for $40!!!

She said she told them it was lady's day (it actually is) and then another guy sneaks her a VIP coupon book thru the windo and tells her not to tell the other guy he gave it to her. So she says "And I want to use this coupon too!"

She said the dude said no and then the other guys took up for her and said to do it.

That little punk! I swear to god it must be nice being a woman. Gettin out of Traffic tickets, discounts... Must be nice

Strype · May 1, 2007

Strype said:
She said she told them it was lady's day (it actually is) and then another guy sneaks her a wang thru the windo and tells her not to tell the other guy he gave it to her. So she says "And I want to use this coupon too!"

Denied x 3!!! Whew!@!!!@!!11

MrStang123 · May 1, 2007

Just have her do all the shopping. It will probably save you loads of money lol

Turkey Sammich · May 1, 2007

I need boobs. That sir, is ridiculous.

FrankenStang · May 1, 2007

LMFAO

no wonder I got that GT so cheap.

nonglossjason · May 1, 2007

i sold my gt for 1200 that black 4 eye

FrankenStang · May 1, 2007

nonglossjason said:
i sold my gt for 1200 that black 4 eye

I just bought one for $1400.

Strippt88 · May 1, 2007

Nice to be a woman? I watched my kids being born in a semi-horrified daze. Hell, no, I'll spend the money!

Darkwriter77 · May 1, 2007

Having boobs and multiple orgasms is a plus; having that monthy psycho phase and the associated biohazard mess is a BIG minus. I'm happy with my low-maintenance masculine self, discounts or not.

Besides ... paying someone else for an oil change, you kinda forfeit your ability to gripe about how much you spend. It's one or two wrenches, a pair of ramps, a drain pan, and 20 minutes of your time. Even if I someday win the lottery, publish a best-seller, star in a blockbuster porno flick, and/or become President, I'll still change my own oil. I'm kinda psycho about letting anyone else work on my stuff ... especially 16-year-old untrained chumps working for minimum wage that couldn't care less about remembering to re-install the drain plug and/or refill it with oil before pulling it back out of the garage.

JGT · May 1, 2007

Darkwriter77 said:
Besides ... paying someone else for an oil change, you kinda forfeit your ability to gripe about how much you spend. It's one or two wrenches, a pair of ramps, a drain pan, and 20 minutes of your time. Even if I someday win the lottery, publish a best-seller, star in a blockbuster porno flick, and/or become President, I'll still change my own oil. I'm kinda psycho about letting anyone else work on my stuff ... especially 16-year-old untrained chumps working for minimum wage that couldn't care less about remembering to re-install the drain plug and/or refill it with oil before pulling it back out of the garage.

+1

poneypower89 · May 1, 2007

its only fair since they generally always make less money in any comparable position that a man is doing.. just MO though.

JGT · May 1, 2007

poneypower89 said:
its only fair since they generally always make less money in any comparable position that a man is doing.. just MO though.

"Women are 15 times as likely as men to become top executives in major corporations before the age of 40. Never-married, college-educated males who work full time make only 85 percent of what comparable women earn. Female pay exceeds male pay in more than 80 different fields, 39 of them large fields that offer good jobs, like financial analyst, engineering manager, sales engineer, statistician, surveying and mapping technicians, agricultural and food scientists, and aerospace engineer. A female investment banker's starting salary is 116 percent of a male's. Part-time female workers make $1.10 for every $1 earned by part-time males." http://www.jewishworldreview.com/cols/leo031405.asp

Personally I think there are too many factors when they make these statistics. SOOOOooo none of them are 100% correct.

iwashmycar · May 1, 2007

one word....... boobs

poneypower89 · May 1, 2007

interesting.. this goes against EVERYTHING i've been taught or seen.

FrankenStang · May 1, 2007

*leaves very slowly as not to be noticed by angry jealous dudes who secretly wish they had teh bewbies..*

Roland69 · May 1, 2007

they probly didn't use synthetic oil.....and said they did

agirlbeatyou · May 1, 2007

iwashmycar said:
one word....... boobs

Yep they are pretty sweet!!! LOL I actually dont use nor think about using the "I'm a girl" excuse, well unless I get pulled over then I cry..... J/k...

BigHairyMonkey · May 2, 2007

Roland69 said:
they probly didn't use synthetic oil.....and said they did

LOL your prob right, i can see it now ".... hey earl *** k that synthetic shi t slap some ol walmart 10w30 in that p.o.s. she wont know the difference..."

Aryan15 · May 2, 2007

I know a guy who took his chevy to the chevy garage and he caught them using recycled oil but an AC filter when the oil defeats the purpose. At least it wasn't a fram. Friends don't let friends use fram

niklid05 · May 2, 2007

RedFoxGT said:
I watched a video a couple weeks back in my Business Law class

you got hosed, timmy, you got hooooosed.

"a class video" should explain it all.....

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