or a mexi can't lol
im always willing to lean teach me the ways of the dark side MY LORD lol
That is something that you must learn on your own. Also, don't "lean". You need to "learn". Capatalize, use commas, etc. I'm sure you can get the rest figured out.
if you're gonna complain about your job that much, get a new one.
That is something that you must learn on your own. Also, don't "lean". You need to "learn". Capatalize, use commas, etc. I'm sure you can get the rest figured out.
maybe i should have been more specific, actually the balkans, Albania.
Way to ruin the joke clownshoes.......
Way to ruin the joke clownshoes.......
if you're gonna complain about your job that much, get a new one.
You must be a Mexican
I take orders on parts all day....here's the little things that build up until I go home and have to kick my dog around until I feel better.
- People who don't speak English. I speak Spanish too, and I can hear you asking your mom if it's ok to order these wheels, but it pisses me off when you call me from Kansas and you don't speak English. I was married to a Mexican chick and I still feel this way, hell my kids are half Mexican and I still feel this way. When you call me from south texas or miami I kind of understand, but freaking KANSAS!?
- Don't order freaking parts when you're driving. I have customers call me, reading the catalog, and then they're like "hold on for the credit card, it's kind of hard to read while I'm driving". SERIOUSLY!?
- Speaking of Catalogs....don't freaking call me while you're flipping through the catalog, do you expect the waitress to wait on you while you look through the menu? I've had customers waste up to an HOUR of my time while I listen to them flip through the book, and this is with me HELPING them try to find what they're looking for
- STOP TRYING TO MAKE YOUR V6 FAST.....
- Your credit card is declined, it's embarassing, I don't care that you have a 25,000 dollar credit limit, call me back with a card that works.
- Don't get pissed at me because your parts came damaged, fedex pays like 12 bucks an hour, you really think that guy gives a ***** about your gas tank or fender? Yell at him, hell he's the one you can see in person anyway.
- Be realistic in your expectations. Don't call me on Friday at 4pm and expect me to have parts across the country for a Saturday delivery. I can do it, but I PROMISE you the shipping is going to cost more then the part.
- SPEAK ENGLISH. If you're from Alabama, North Carolina, Mississippi, or some other bumpkin state you need to take a real listen to the crap that is coming out of your mouth. African American southern folks might as well be speaking Latin....I don't understand it at all.
- Stop calling me and asking me how much a set of wheels are when you have 50 bucks in your bank account, the price change in the catalog (10 bucks) is not affecting your decision, you and I both know this.
- Stop being a grumpy SOB on the phone with me, I didn't piss in your cheerios, don't make my day suck even more.
- You have an original GT500, you want the best for it, I understand.....please keep in mind that it's a car and I do this for a living. You're the only guy within driving distance in your area that has one, I'm proud of you, but I know 20 guys just like you and I'm not impressed.
- Cold air intakes don't add that much power, just ****ING PICK ONE ALREADY!!!!
- It's the constant voltage regulator ALWAYS.
I'm going to add more as I think of funnier ones then this, but the list has been started
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