This [U]REALLY[/U]pisses in my Wheaties.

[98Snakebite]

This REALLY pisses in my Wheaties.

So I come out of my house on Sunday morning to fiind this on the back of my Stang.

Some douche-silo backed into my car and took off without so much as a note. I suspect that it was my neighbors moving out using a big Budget truck. It happened beween 9pm and 9am in my small condo parking lot. The only vehicle anybody saw move beween those times was the neigbors in the moving truck. I asked them about it and they jumped down my throat and got REALLY defensive. I think they did it. I filed a claim/complaint with Budget and a Police report with BeavPD, but they both made sound like I just got screwed. It ruined the bumper. It's all tweaked and has a divot out of it. I got an estimate - $956 of damage. I ****ing hate people.

P.S. On the off chance the person who did this is reading, I am coming for you chicken-**** mother****er.

 

[DNA DOA]

I feel your pain brother. If you find out who did it let me know. I have lots of acres and a John Deere tractor.

 

[tehnick]

Not to mention that I am a big Italian. People are dicks man. Take me for example... I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing and ripped off my god damn passenger side mirror. Self ownage is the worst because you end up having to pay for it. Insurance fraud FTL.

I hope you get everything fixed.

 

[YardSpecial]

You lucky we so far apart, we be huntin right now............

 

[98Snakebite]

Thanks guys. Guess maybe it is time to make some lemonada and do some body mods if I am gonna get stuck painting it. I was thinking shaved antenna and Saleen skirts with a s281 wing.

And I am still gonna get 'em with a hot pitchfork. I may not look like it, but just beneath the skin is a whitetrash trailer park yearning to get out. I get even.

 

[Turkey Sammich]

Same chit happened to my gf's car in beaverton. They left scratches along the driver's side rear panel. They didn't stick around, or leave a note. We need to get a posse together in Beaverton and beat these people with claw hammers.

 

[98Snakebite]

Same chit happened to my gf's car in beaverton. They left scratches along the driver's side rear panel. They didn't stick around, or leave a note. We need to get a posse together in Beaverton and beat these people with claw hammers.

I could stare at your avatar all day. I'd PIITB.

 

[tehnick]

Thanks guys. Guess maybe it is time to make some lemonada and do some body mods if I am gonna get stuck painting it. I was thinking shaved antenna and Saleen skirts with a s281 wing.

And I am still gonna get 'em with a hot pitchfork. I may not look like it, but just beneath the skin is a whitetrash trailer park yearning to get out. I get even.

What do you say to tying these people to a tree and throwing hammers at their faces?

 

[SMOKEDYA]

I could stare at your avatar all day. I'd PIITB.