I think a flesh colored pipe for you to smoke would better suit your "status"
Oh... erm... I mean...
How droll.
I think a flesh colored pipe for you to smoke would better suit your "status"
I think a flesh colored pipe for you to smoke would better suit your "status"
Have you considered purchasing a monocle?
It is difficult to select a pipe without first knowing the color and finish of the monocle. Also:
Do you have many leather bound books?
Does your apartment smell of rich mahogany?
Speaking of which... back to the wheel thing for a moment. Have you considered installing a set of mohogany wheels???
With some fine Corinthian leather.........and some Ostrich floor mats. Or take the ****er back to Hertz and GTFO
It is difficult to select a pipe without first knowing the color and finish of the monocle. Also:
Do you have many leather bound books?
Does your apartment smell of rich mahogany?
Speaking of which... back to the wheel thing for a moment. Have you considered installing a set of mohogany wheels???
Is this guy serious?
With some fine Corinthian leather.........and some Ostrich floor mats. Or take the ****er back to Hertz and GTFO
He aint gonna leave so Im tryin to help him out.
Status I have found the pipe for you! Very elegant with a hint of matching
Blue to compliment your awesome F'n V6. You know what I mean.....
A little bit of that Kentucky Gold to compliment the Moonshine Still I
suggested earlier. Its a medical issue so its all legal...
This will help you get over your excessive compulsive obsession
with what you call...."Status"
Have you considered purchasing a leather perch for your dog to sit in the front seat? I would also suggest a manila suit along with a top hat for your trophy maltese. If that dog is going to ride with you he/she should also display great status!