If you had purchased $1,000 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.00 left of the original $1,000.
With WorldCom, you would have had les than $5.00 left.
With Lucent, you would have $3.50 left of the original $1,000.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 woth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND you would have $214.00
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg plan.
With Enron, you would have had $16.00 left of the original $1,000.
With WorldCom, you would have had les than $5.00 left.
With Lucent, you would have $3.50 left of the original $1,000.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 woth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND you would have $214.00
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg plan.