another monkey on the way...

[65stanger]

I'm wondering if the baby formula will contain DOT 3?

Or if the lil chimps will grow up with a Gingerbread phobia.....

 

[chepsk8]

Probably, the bottle warmer will explode into a flaming fireball once a week.

 

[hungrymonkey]

One word - Vasectomy

I dont do that stuff any more. Plus I am not hip enough to get people to sell to me. They think I am a cop.

 

[chepsk8]

Um, Hm......

You only do the Vasectomy gig once..... And you don't need a cop.

 

[65stanger]

A good pair of bolt cutters will do.

 

[chepsk8]

Or a hammer......

 

[65stanger]

Ball-peen.

 

[hungrymonkey]

I would suggest the dead blow. It will not bounce and should prevent multiple hits per swing.

Unless you are into that sort of thing...

 

[hungrymonkey]

just found out last night that it will be a set of monkeys. (as in two at once).

Does this mean I have to grow up now?

 

[65stanger]

just found out last night that it will be a set of monkeys. (as in two at once).

I did not know that monkeys had litters!

Does this mean I have to grow up now?

You haven't yet, why start now?

 

[mustangman70]

Holy ****...twins man?

Congrats!

 

[67topless]

Wow! My first is due in about 6 weeks and I am all ready stressed beyond belief! Can't imagine prepping for two!

 

[hungrymonkey]

I have the next six months to adjust to the idea. But for now I have decided just to freak out. My wife talked one of the doctors at her work into doing an ultra sound. She said it was very obvious there were two little monkeys who were not jumping on the bed.

I guess I am kind of excited, definantly not bummed. But very shocked. I guess everything will work out in the end. It will just take a bit of extra work.

 

[stangonline]

Home-brew pit-crew.

 

[bnickel]

when my wife first got pregnant we thought my daughter was gonna be twins, we lucked out though and only got one. my dad was a twin so the possibility of me having twins was high. wife got fixed, so we don't have to worry about that anymore.

 

[Cowgirl Tink]

Wow! Congrats on the newly added litter of rabid christmas cookie fearing free labor pit crew members...


As for the free labor, I distinctly remember my introduction to vehicles being very little and trying to climb up the front bumper of belle outside of Uncle Arts house, which was kinda difficult with the three already greying guys in the way...and I have pictures to prove StangDreamin was a little grey well before my teenage years...

 

[chepsk8]

Congrats on the two-some!

I dodged that bullet twice, as in my Ex's family it was her generation's turn, and her cousin did have twins.