anyone else have a boss that hates them???

It happens...I had one who was scared of me like jump over the counter as fast as possible scared ...R.I.P. though poor guy

I dont think my higher up manegers hate me...but I really dont want them to "like" me either . The guy who is in charge of my dept. is gay...and the guy he reports too is gay as well. I make sure to make a good impression and work well with them. However, I deff. dont want any mixed signals. I dont have any issues with gay people, the wife and I have a lesbian couple that are friends. I just dont want it to "stop" me from getting promoted.

KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS!!!!


Trust me, it works. They more than likely WILL catch on to what you're doing, though ..... but don't worry ..... you just have to do it longer. It FORCES a better work environment. You just won't see the results for a little while. Trust me, I just went through this. A guy that I work with (higher rank) and I were having problems working together. I personally had no problems with him .... but it just seemed to be getting harder to work with him. I didn't want any problems. I like to work with people that I can get along with and that get along with me. Someone gave me this advice. It took a few months ..... but all is well now.


Good luck man.

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ VERY good info/idea/solution .

Kick her in the scrotum

Nik_95Cobra said:

Kick her in the scrotum

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nah, PIITB


seriously, though, i know what that feels like. what i usually do, though, is try in a very subtle way to make their time at work as unpleasant as it is for me. spiteful? yes. sadistically satisfying? hhayyeayah!!

Like pee on their pencil erasers and backs of pens.

One cannot write and keep it out of their mouth.

BWWAAAHAAHAHHAHAHHA

j/k

dude, i know you're married and are taking care of your sis' kids, but--maybe she likes you/has a crush on you and this is her weird way of dealing with it?

Punisher302 said:

seriously, though, i know what that feels like. what i usually do, though, is try in a very subtle way to make their time at work as unpleasant as it is for me. spiteful? yes. sadistically satisfying? hhayyeayah!!

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......said the UNEMPLOYED fella.

You crack me up.

Kevin R. said:

Like pee on their pencil erasers and backs of pens.

One cannot write and keep it out of their mouth.

BWWAAAHAAHAHHAHAHHA

j/k

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I know yo uare joking but for anyone even considering that - remember - that will put you in jail for a long long time. Just like the guy that was peeing in the coffee pot.

Since we're talking pranks .....


Dump a bottle of Visine in her coffee or whatever she's drinking. It's odorless & tasteless. She'll pee herself and won't even notice until she feels it on her legs.


Or you can use odorless/tasteless castor oil. That makes it fun!

Visine does that? ooohh, I didn't know that.

Visine is "supposed" to give you diarhea.

Anyway I had a boss once who hated me becuase I had zero respect for the bitch. I was her best worker so she could never fire me, so I took full advantage of my job security for as long as I could and loved making her hate me. She was über pissy one day and was bitching about something to all of the employees as I walked in late. I finally had my chance to say it " . . . is she talking?" as I proceeded to blow off whatever it was she was actually discussing with the crew. I actually thought she was going to bust a wine glass and stab me with it by the look I got. Everyone else who was sitting at the table had that 'holy crap he didn't just say that' look on their faces. It was very satisfying to anger her and get away with it. It always completed my day. She finally fired me when I crossed the line by taking a sudden 10 day vacation to california and screwing her over big time. I was ok with it since I already had another job that paid more lined up.

When I worked at CompUSA, I worked with this dude who would do nothing but whine all day about everything. I liked getting him all mad by letting him know I didn't care about his problems. When he was promoted (by the gay manager becuase he was also gay), I knew I wasn't going to last long before he found a reason to fire me. I was the biggest A-hole to him for a month before he fired me for calling in sick. It had nothing to do with the fact that he was gay, but becuase he was a worthless, whiney, lazy person who went from a fellow worker who pissed me off for being useless to being my freaking boss AND . . . AND he was like 3 years younger than me (I was 22 at the time). I didn't need that crappy $6.75/hr job anyway.