apparently my car is a magnet for

[Chuckman]

bird crap. i just washed it today, and as im drying the driver side front wheel, a bird craps on my windshield w/e, i go and take a nice cruise out towards the country, then come stop a local restaurant, watch a bit of the rams game (holy hell they suck, but thats another story), come out and theres about twenty bird craps on my car. i was three spaces over from the closest tree, the truck by the tree (which was there when i got there) had three craps on it, and the one of there other side of me (skipping an empty spot) had nothing whatsoever





wtf did i ever do to piss off the damn birds?

 

[BK_CAULEY]

thats why god invented shotguns

 

[cervinistang]

grab one by the neck, drag him down and take a fat $h*t on him.

 

[Chuckman]

grab one by the neck, drag him down and take a fat $h*t on him.

LOL! i needed a good laugh and that got it.

i just wish the hawk that lives my neighborhood would actually do his job (i saw him flying around when i came back home, where is he when i really need him?)

 

[grey5.0beast]

thats why god invented shotguns

Amen brotha, just got back from a pheasant hunt
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[Darkwriter77]

Just do like in the commercials: Drink Red Bull, fly over the offending bird(s), drop your pants, and bombs away.

 

[Turkey Sammich]

I don't really have to worry about that much. White Stang FTW.

 

[Darkwriter77]

Birds make colorful poopies, too. Just wait 'till you park near a tree or bush with lots of berries in it. Purple polka-dotted 'Stang paintjob, anyone?

 

[ryan218]

Birds make colorful poopies, too. Just wait 'till you park near a tree or bush with lots of berries in it. Purple polka-dotted 'Stang paintjob, anyone?

them damn tree suck...where my stang sits it gets bombarded with them.

 

[Chuckman]

I don't really have to worry about that much. White Stang FTW.

so is mine. didnt really work in this situation