apparently my car is a magnet for

Chuckman

GTFO you fat, heavy bastard

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bird crap. i just washed it today, and as im drying the driver side front wheel, a bird craps on my windshield w/e, i go and take a nice cruise out towards the country, then come stop a local restaurant, watch a bit of the rams game (holy hell they suck, but thats another story), come out and theres about twenty bird craps on my car. i was three spaces over from the closest tree, the truck by the tree (which was there when i got there) had three craps on it, and the one of there other side of me (skipping an empty spot) had nothing whatsoever





wtf did i ever do to piss off the damn birds?

 

BK_CAULEY

it's built for speed not longevity, woman

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thats why god invented shotguns

 

cervinistang

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grab one by the neck, drag him down and take a fat $h*t on him.

 

Chuckman

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cervinistang said:

grab one by the neck, drag him down and take a fat $h*t on him.

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LOL! i needed a good laugh and that got it.

i just wish the hawk that lives my neighborhood would actually do his job (i saw him flying around when i came back home, where is he when i really need him?)

 

grey5.0beast

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BK_CAULEY said:

thats why god invented shotguns

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Amen brotha, just got back from a pheasant hunt
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Darkwriter77

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Oct 21, 2007

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Just do like in the commercials: Drink Red Bull, fly over the offending bird(s), drop your pants, and bombs away.

 

Turkey Sammich

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I don't really have to worry about that much. White Stang FTW.

 

Darkwriter77

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Birds make colorful poopies, too. Just wait 'till you park near a tree or bush with lots of berries in it. Purple polka-dotted 'Stang paintjob, anyone?

 

ryan218

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Oct 21, 2007

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Darkwriter77 said:

Birds make colorful poopies, too. Just wait 'till you park near a tree or bush with lots of berries in it. Purple polka-dotted 'Stang paintjob, anyone?

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them damn tree suck...where my stang sits it gets bombarded with them.

 

Chuckman

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Turkey Sammich said:

I don't really have to worry about that much. White Stang FTW.

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so is mine. didnt really work in this situation