Christmass noodle....

I asked my wife for a Christmas noodle once, she promptly kicked me in the meat and 2 veges and stormed out of the house. What exactly is a Christmas noodle?

True definition according to tradition is the pegan ritual of putting your 'parts' on a plate, covering it with whipped cream, and offering it to guests as a pleasurable desert type treat. NOTE: this is a long lost tradition and not to be made a mockery of.
 
Homemade only friends...homemade only...let us not cheapen this glorious holiday tradion.

Now who wants the first serving....my gues is MustangO....oh no wait that might get me into trouble...;):canada:
 
True definition according to tradition is the pegan ritual of putting your 'parts' on a plate, covering it with whipped cream, and offering it to guests as a pleasurable desert type treat. NOTE: this is a long lost tradition and not to be made a mockery of.

I guess I should have offered her the Christmas Noodle rather than asking for one, eh????

Welp, I am off to Bed Bath and Beyond to buy some larger plates.......:rolleyes: :nonono:
MMMMMM.....Creme horn.........