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Turkey Sammich

I can't fap normal. I cracked a rib, then my ankle

Jul 12, 2006

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Jun 18, 2015

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Hey bastages. Miss some of you losers.

 

rbohm

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Jun 18, 2015

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Turkey Sammich said:

Hey bastages. Miss some of you losers.

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hey now i resemble that remark.

 

Ronin38

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Jun 18, 2015

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Aannnddd... I'm hearing voices again.

 

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Ronin38 said:

Aannnddd... I'm hearing voices again.

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what are they saying to you?

 

Ronin38

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rbohm said:

what are they saying to you?

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It called me a bastage!

 

DocG

5th graders > me. They're not bant

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Jun 19, 2015

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What's up man! Thought maybe you got swallowed by a stripper.

 

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rbohm

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Jun 19, 2015

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Ronin38 said:

It called me a bastage!

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grab it by the throat and kick it in the testicles, and then get mad at it.

 

Turkey Sammich

I can't fap normal. I cracked a rib, then my ankle

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Jun 19, 2015

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DocG2828 said:

What's up man! Thought maybe you got swallowed by a stripper.

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I did... That's why I've been gone.

 

Ronin38

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Jun 19, 2015

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Turkey Sammich said:

I did... That's why I've been gone.

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Like Johah and the whale.

Oh, wait... bad analogy? Need pics of said "stripper."

 

Turkey Sammich

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Jun 20, 2015

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We've been together for over two years now.

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Ronin38

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Congrats Sammich!

 

Turkey Sammich

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Jun 20, 2015

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It's actually been good for me. After Tuna Sammich got moldy, I moved, lived the bachlor life for awhile. Meet her and a few months later we got a place together. I've been helping her raise her daughter. It's been a learning experience for sure. Calmed me down a lot. I was pretty destroyed after my last tour.

Finally getting back on track in life. It's nice.

 

DocG

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Jun 20, 2015

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Good to hear! I know how it can be.

But no nudes?

 

DocG

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Jun 20, 2015

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Daddy sammich?

 

rbohm

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Turkey Sammich said:

It's actually been good for me. After Tuna Sammich got moldy, I moved, lived the bachlor life for awhile. Meet her and a few months later we got a place together. I've been helping her raise her daughter. It's been a learning experience for sure. Calmed me down a lot. I was pretty destroyed after my last tour.

Finally getting back on track in life. It's nice.

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good to hear you getting back on track my friend. take care of those lovely ladies, and they will take care of you.

 

Turkey Sammich

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Jun 20, 2015

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She's too good to share. She's got fake boobies too. <3

We're thinking of jr sammich in a year or two.

She's ok with me getting another stang and her daughter likes going fast lol

 

rbohm

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Jun 21, 2015

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sounds like she and her daughter are keepers.

 

DocG

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Jun 21, 2015

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• Jun 21, 2015

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Turkey Sammich said:

She's too good to share. She's got fake boobies too. <3

We're thinking of jr sammich in a year or two.

She's ok with me getting another stang and her daughter likes going fast lol

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Selfish prick.

 

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trombonedemon

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U.S.A, U.S.A., U.S.A.!

Jun 21, 2015

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• Jun 21, 2015

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Tuna Sammich?!?! That's to funny. Tuna and Turkey are terrible meats together, the irony pours!!!

 

rbohm

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Jun 21, 2015

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trombonedemon said:

Tuna Sammich?!?! That's to funny. Tuna and Turkey are terrible meats together, the irony pours!!!

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would you rather turkey sammich find a roast beef sammich instead?

 

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