Dynamics of an Oreo

DMAN302 · Jul 7, 2006

It's not crooked I just heard somthing over there <=

89five.o · Jul 7, 2006

Ok it's obvious that none of you have ever lived in Europe. This is the correct way to pull off a successful oreo/milk consumption. First you will need an empty glass. Fill up the glass 3/4 of the way with milk. You will also need a spoon with holes in it to balance over the glass. Place the oreo on top of this and and then you have one of two options. 1. light cookie on fire for a few seconds and dump into milk or 2. pour extra milk slowly onto the cookie untill it begins to dissolve in to the milk below. Watch with amazement as the milk becomes cloudy (no milk is not already cloudy, it's all in your head) and slightly discolored. Finally drink glass quickly and fight back the urge to cut off your own ear and paint disturbing pictures. Pffffhhhh Rookies.

Aaron · Jul 7, 2006

Europeans have strange spoons....holes in spoons...HA!
What's next....holes in coffee cups?

grey5.0beast · Jul 7, 2006

Daggar said:
Soon you will come to realize the ways of Daggar my young padowan.

Actually I had to get surgery on the roof of my mouth, b/c of the roughness of the cookie. Oh and the stangers have spoke... errr. I mean voted and look who wins, not surprising at all.

grey5.0beast · Jul 7, 2006

Oh and I see you took my advice(nickname), I believe some award for this feat is due!

Strype · Jul 8, 2006

"Clipper Ships" by Fred Tate.

Me and my dad make models of clipper ships.
Clipper ships sail on the ocean.
Clipper ships never sail on rivers or lakes.
I like clipper ships because they are fast.
Clipper ships have lots of sails and are made of wood.

mob · Jul 8, 2006

I dont really like the double stuff, the regulars have and will always be the best. Though I cannot fill out the poll because I am lactose intolerant, though im sure oreos have milk in them somwhere. I think you should have added another choice to the poll, like "lactose intolerant, I just eat the oreo by itself."

Daggar · Jul 8, 2006

grey5.0beast said:
Actually I had to get surgery on the roof of my mouth, b/c of the roughness of the cookie. Oh and the stangers have spoke... errr. I mean voted and look who wins, not surprising at all.

But of course! You've intentionally left out the only REAL option from your poll in order to purposefully skew the result of the poo in your favor. You most certainly sir, are a politician!

timeless2 · Jul 8, 2006

BAM!

Strype · Oct 25, 2006

I just twist the top off of 2 of them, then I place the 2 creamy sides together and dunk for approximately 20 seconds

PS: Don't worry that thread is old- new opinions from younger members needed

mattmcdan · Oct 25, 2006

They have egg nog milkshakes at mcdonalds.

RsStanG1987 · Oct 25, 2006

Id have to say dipping all depends on the type of cookie and the weather outside. Like a chocolate chip cookies i usually dunk if they are crunchy. But if they are soft batch they get no dunk and go directly into mouth with a sip of milk. Now oreos are tricky.. If its hott and sticky out and only if its hott and sticky out will i dunk the oreo for 10 sec. no more or less. Now in all other weather conditions the oreo is placed in mouth followed by milk. Now the fudge striped cookies never get milk because they are sexy enough. All other cookies are placed in mouth then consumed with a swig of milk. This is the way cokies are consumed in my home and if i see the wife doing otherwise she sleeps in the car that night.

Daggar · Oct 25, 2006

RsStanG1987 said:
All other cookies are placed in mouth then consumed with a swig of milk. This is the way cokies are consumed in my home and if i see the wife doing otherwise she sleeps in the car that night.

EXACTLY!

Daggar · Oct 25, 2006

Poll updated. Let's see what happens now!

90 · Oct 25, 2006

i dont play around with cookies... the only thing i can be serious about is chewy chips-ahoy... chewy chips and oreo's are the best in the world!!!!! ill stab anyone who thinks differant!

blackened88lx · Oct 25, 2006

I just dunk the oreo for a couple seconds.
EDIT: I own page 4 of the oreo thread!!

795.0pacecar · Oct 25, 2006

Oreos should always be dunked, if there is no milk present, two oreos should be converted into one double stuffed, and if your already eating double stuffeds, then you must construct a quadruple stuffed.

grey5.0beast · Oct 25, 2006

Ahhh... the day I got my damn CT!!!!!

Gimme a sec.

795.0pacecar · Oct 25, 2006

grey5.0beast said:
Ahhh... the day I got my damn CT!!!!!

Gimme a sec.

You gonna rub one out to this?

grey5.0beast · Oct 25, 2006

how you like me now?? yes i did just get a glass of milk and 3 oreo's!!!!

Dynamics of an Oreo

OREOS: DRY OR GOOD

Eating oreos, ingesting, then drinking milk

Mixing oreos and milk pre-orally, by way of dipping or dunking!

Biting cookie followed immediately by swig of milk

My mom says thanks for the pearl necklace.

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Cookies should never be DUNKED!!!

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