Dynamics of an Oreo
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Ok it's obvious that none of you have ever lived in Europe. This is the correct way to pull off a successful oreo/milk consumption. First you will need an empty glass. Fill up the glass 3/4 of the way with milk. You will also need a spoon with holes in it to balance over the glass. Place the oreo on top of this and and then you have one of two options. 1. light cookie on fire for a few seconds and dump into milk or 2. pour extra milk slowly onto the cookie untill it begins to dissolve in to the milk below. Watch with amazement as the milk becomes cloudy (no milk is not already cloudy, it's all in your head) and slightly discolored. Finally drink glass quickly and fight back the urge to cut off your own ear and paint disturbing pictures. Pffffhhhh Rookies.
Aaron
20+ Year Stangneter 
grey5.0beast
Cookies should never be DUNKED!!!
Actually I had to get surgery on the roof of my mouth, b/c of the roughness of the cookie. Oh and the stangers have spoke... errr. I mean voted and look who wins, not surprising at all.Daggar said:Soon you will come to realize the ways of Daggar my young padowan.
grey5.0beast
Cookies should never be DUNKED!!!
"Clipper Ships" by Fred Tate.
Me and my dad make models of clipper ships.
Clipper ships sail on the ocean.
Clipper ships never sail on rivers or lakes.
I like clipper ships because they are fast.
Clipper ships have lots of sails and are made of wood.
Me and my dad make models of clipper ships.
Clipper ships sail on the ocean.
Clipper ships never sail on rivers or lakes.
I like clipper ships because they are fast.
Clipper ships have lots of sails and are made of wood.
I dont really like the double stuff, the regulars have and will always be the best. Though I cannot fill out the poll because I am lactose intolerant, though im sure oreos have milk in them somwhere. I think you should have added another choice to the poll, like "lactose intolerant, I just eat the oreo by itself."
I just twist the top off of 2 of them, then I place the 2 creamy sides together and dunk for approximately 20 seconds 
PS: Don't worry that thread is old- new opinions from younger members needed
PS: Don't worry that thread is old- new opinions from younger members needed
mattmcdan
Member
Id have to say dipping all depends on the type of cookie and the weather outside. Like a chocolate chip cookies i usually dunk if they are crunchy. But if they are soft batch they get no dunk and go directly into mouth with a sip of milk. Now oreos are tricky.. If its hott and sticky out and only if its hott and sticky out will i dunk the oreo for 10 sec. no more or less. Now in all other weather conditions the oreo is placed in mouth followed by milk. Now the fudge striped cookies never get milk because they are sexy enough. All other cookies are placed in mouth then consumed with a swig of milk. This is the way cokies are consumed in my home and if i see the wife doing otherwise she sleeps in the car that night.
90
Active Member
i dont play around with cookies... the only thing i can be serious about is chewy chips-ahoy... chewy chips and oreo's are the best in the world!!!!! ill stab anyone who thinks differant!
blackened88lx
Active Member
795.0pacecar
lover of pudgy polygamists
Oreos should always be dunked, if there is no milk present, two oreos should be converted into one double stuffed, and if your already eating double stuffeds, then you must construct a quadruple stuffed.
grey5.0beast
Cookies should never be DUNKED!!!
795.0pacecar
lover of pudgy polygamists
