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Winters98GT

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So, Im grounding and pounding at my local outback steakhouse tonight. I go there almost everyday since its 200 yards from my house.

Anyways, I get along great with everybody there. I pay my bill, walk outside and I am having a conversation with the bartenders while they have a smoke. Anyways, the kitchen manager walks outside(the only employee that I dont know) and starts asking about my car. I told him my car ran consistent 8.8-8.9's in its setup, which equates to high 13's. I never claimed to run a high 13, since I have not made a 1/4 pass in the car. I explained to him my last car, and how it was a consistent 13.20's and what I had done.

This guy, around 22-24, has the balls to brag about his "13 flat" car, which I did not ask about nor was in the mood to talk cars. I asked, "what car?" "I have an M3", he says. I tought it might be legit at this point.

I have never, ever raced for money, but for some reason, I was going to ask him to run me for a little cash, or at least free drinks at HMP on Sunday, even with a weak clutch. If you ever talked to a person, and knew they were a "ricer" or an european owning "ricer", then you know that type of person and know what I mean.

I ask to see the car, he points over to an old bodied m3, mid 90's I would guess. I almost fell over laughing after looking at the car, tires, and what he told me he had done. I asked him to prove it to me and show a timeslip, in front of all his employees that are off work now. He comes back with a timeslip from Houston Raceway Park in Nov. 2007, with a 14.38 and says, "sorry, I misunderstood, it was a 14 flat, see?"

I fell over laughing, called him out, explained how he had another 30-40hp to go before he was even in a 13.9 area. HRP in Nov is fast, real fast, and I explained how DA effects ET, especially in Houston. I let him know that more than likely, he 14.38 at a low 98 would more than likely drop a tenth, which he denied.

I pulled out my 8.86 slip, and laughed at him, since my 1/8 mile was .45 faster than his, and my car doesnt run 13.00. I find it amusing, ricer, european ricer, or some mustang/fbody owners that dont really know what they are saying, but have the balls to spit out some crap to other people.

YES D, its Friday, so its a "yes" to your question.

I know this guy has got to be on an m3 forum in the houston area. Ill see if I can find anything later this week.
 

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I think 5L5 said it best when he said if I ever win the lottery I will buy a 6 series and park it in the front yard and proceed to bash the hell out of it
 

Winters98GT

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laser, I know its lame, at least, its not a pic of a garage.
 

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Winters98GT said:
laser, I know its lame, at least, its not a pic of a garage.
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You arse! I did think it was Just the smiley was bored

Sorry about teh Garrage, you dont have to be put on teh friends wall .......... I can put your pic on teh dart board wall
 

Winters98GT

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LaserSVT said:
You arse! I did think it was Just the smiley was bored

Sorry about teh Garrage, you dont have to be put on teh friends wall .......... I can put your pic on teh dart board wall
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bastard!

Just kidding man! LOVE THAT GARAGE!

Do I still get on the wall??????
 

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Yes, and tanks

It was a funny storry cause I am bored
 

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lol you neutered the guy in front of his coworkers
 

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M3 owners can be the worst (see sig), but also some of the most chill guys who hate the rep. Unfortunately the previous tend to be either more common or like to stand out
 

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I was at HMP on Friday and made some passes. I won't mention any times until we get our run in

Stock auto NPI vs your modded 5 speed
 

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I have more respect for M3's compared to Honda's and Acura's.

Then again that guy sounded like an idiot....
 

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When I was in Maui and went to drive the SCCA track there it was just flooded with BMWs, quite a few were M3s and all thoes guys were really nice and helpful. They didnt care what you had, if you could drive it they gave respect. Hell the guy that got the most props was a 17 yr kid that has a 02~04 TDI Jetta. I let him drive my car and he slaughtered my time But he did that to everyone there
 

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LaserSVT said:


I think 5L5 said it best when he said if I ever win the lottery I will buy a 6 series and park it in the front yard and proceed to bash the hell out of it
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Damn right. If i ever win..first thing i'm doing is buying an M6 and gonna bash it to hell and burn it....and post it on an BMW forum


I'm not joking either...all my friends know i would do it too. I have no love for BMW's or *some* of their owners
 
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thats kinda funny. I think alot of people have stories like this.
 

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D, you're just scared.

Stock GT? You dont have a stock GT. LOL, a stock car doesnt have a cold air, gears, etc. 201hp is no stock npi auto
 

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I'm ready to hit HMP whenever so just let me know. I MIGHT be good to go this Friday though won't know for sure until a little later this week.

We can even do HRP so you can get you a 13 second pass so the BMW owners will stop picking on you.
 

Winters98GT

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why dont you go put that intake on, install a set of morosso studs (20bucks) and run my dr's and front wheels?

BTW, that Im starting to get that pushrod itch again..... I dont know what to do with myself.......
 

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Stay away from the pushrods. You have a car like your last one and you'll regret getting rid of this one just like you did the previous. I've had the itch to get a trans-am a few times, though my car is basically worth nothing so there is NO reason to get rid of it.

As for the studs--that'd make running on my bullitts look insane
 

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d98gt said:
Stay away from the pushrods. You have a car like your last one and you'll regret getting rid of this one just like you did the previous. I've had the itch to get a trans-am a few times, though my car is basically worth nothing so there is NO reason to get rid of it.

As for the studs--that'd make running on my bullitts look insane
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ahh, thats true, I forgot because when I run the stock wheels, the center caps dont fit.
 
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