Happy Birthday Realmongo

StangDreamin' · Feb 20, 2004

Oh, Sure! when the fuzzy guy and the miserly dude make baby-eyes at some honey, they get the interest. But when the 4' tall walking talking eyeball tries to play nice, what does he get? Fuhgeddaboudit!

Sheese! I can't help my height and stature.... I'm a nice guy. I keep the pool clean and try to keep the Peanut Gutter-Butter moped up around here. Just cause I'm a sickly shade of mottled green

Think I'll just go sit in my Jacuzzi in the corner and sulk!

Still Dreamin'

65stanger · Feb 21, 2004

StangDreamin' said:
Oh, Sure! when the fuzzy guy and the miserly dude make baby-eyes at some honey, they get the interest. But when the 4' tall walking talking eyeball tries to play nice, what does he get?

This is what you would get from the Mrs StD! And I tell you Bubba Eyeball....even I wouldn't cross that woman....she'd put a world of hurt on me!
Besides, count yourself lucky you've got such a wonderful wife....'cause the "fuzzy guy" and the "miserly dude" don't!

chepsk8 · Feb 21, 2004

Jeez, fuzzy,

Making us sound like a pair of Desparados!

StangDreamin' · Feb 21, 2004

65stanger said:
This is what you would get from the Mrs StD! And I tell you Bubba Eyeball....even I wouldn't cross that woman....she'd put a world of hurt on me!
Besides, count yourself lucky you've got such a wonderful wife....'cause the "fuzzy guy" and the "miserly dude" don't!

Awww gimme a break, Fritz; everybody knows I'm not gonna mess around on the Mrs! Frankly, I'd be afraid to; 'cause you're thinkin' , when in fact it would be more like when she unlimbered that S&W in her purse! Messing around? Well, maybe with 'Chelle's cartoon girls

Just once in a while it wouldn't be bad if the little green guy got noticed, though.

Still Dreamin'

65stanger · Feb 21, 2004

StangDreamin' said:
Just once in a while it wouldn't be bad if the little green guy got noticed, though.

Still Dreamin'

Be careful what you wish for my little one-eyed, smooth skinned green friend, 'cause sometimes getting noticed can get you this, this, this, this, this, and even this! If you'e really lucky, they might only do this to you!

StangDreamin' · Feb 21, 2004

65stanger said:
Be careful what you wish for my little one-eyed, smooth skinned green friend, 'cause sometimes getting noticed can get you this, this, this, this, this, and even this! If you'e really lucky, they might only do this to you!

Ahhhh, I think I'm good for now. Yesterday was my little honey's birthday; and I called the local Country-Western station and requested Trace Adkins' "One Hot Momma" for her. Well, let's just say things are doing okay right now

Still Dreamin'

65stanger · Feb 21, 2004

StangDreamin' said:
Ahhhh, I think I'm good for now. Yesterday was my little honey's birthday; and I called the local Country-Western station and requested Trace Adkins' "One Hot Momma" for her. Well, let's just say things are doing okay right now

Still Dreamin'

Realmongo · Feb 22, 2004

65stanger said:

Is someone feeling a little hot under the collar?

65stanger · Feb 22, 2004

Realmongo said:
Is someone feeling a little hot under the collar?

Collar? Me no need no stinkin' collar!

chepsk8 · Feb 23, 2004

Flea Collar?

chepsk8 · Feb 23, 2004

Almost Forgot, while channel surfing last night, I caught Rocky Horror on one of the Cable Channels, I think one of the music channels!

It's just a jump to your left....

65stanger · Feb 23, 2004

chepsk8 said:
Almost Forgot, while channel surfing last night, I caught Rocky Horror on one of the Cable Channels, I think one of the music channels!

It's just a jump to your left....

And a step to your right.....

I think it was on Bravo here....couldn't watch it though, I was busy doing my prep for a colonoscopy this AM................

Hey...what's with these new and FUGLY monochrome smilies???

chepsk8 · Feb 23, 2004

Colonoscopy

Are you prepping to prod, or be prodded???

65stanger · Feb 23, 2004

chepsk8 said:
Are you prepping to prod, or be prodded???

I was prodded! Thank GOD for good drugs.....I slept thru it and it's all behind me now!

chepsk8 · Feb 23, 2004

Prodded...

Are you sure you want Suzi to know this???

I don't even think they went that far in RHPS!!!! Maybe it was "Deliverance"..........

65stanger · Feb 23, 2004

chepsk8 said:
Are you sure you want Suzi to know this???

I don't even think they went that far in RHPS!!!! Maybe it was "Deliverance"..........

Children.....DON'T try this one at home!

Maybe that's why they were playing banjo music in the O.R....!

Realmongo · Feb 23, 2004

65stanger said:
I was prodded! Thank GOD for good drugs.....I slept thru it and it's all behind me now!

So what you're saying here is you have been violated huh?

65stanger · Feb 23, 2004

Realmongo said:
So what you're saying here is you have been violated huh?

And I didn't even get dinner first!

chepsk8 · Feb 23, 2004

Wow, what an easy Date!!!

StangDreamin' · Feb 23, 2004

Easy and cheap!

Waitaminute......um maybe we'd better stop this line of reasoning....

Happy Birthday Realmongo

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