Hijack Me!!!

[65stanger]

And give back that Doritos bag!

Go ahead.....stick that hand in front of my mouth again.....I dare ya......Stumpy!

 

[MustangGurl2695]

HEY!!!!!!!!!!

Watch it there, Bubba! Nobody messes with my Calvin Kleins!

And give back that Doritos bag!


EDIT: Deanna! Put that "A" back where it belongs! Number one, you're still a kid! Number two, this is a family site! Don't be runnin' around acting like your Dad and especially your Uncle Fritz!

MAKE ME!!! I can act how I want

 

[65stanger]

MAKE ME!!! I can act how I want

and people wonder why poor Dan's hair looks so gray.....................

 

[MustangGurl2695]

and people wonder why poor Dan's hair looks so gray.....................

Yep that is 99.8% my fault.

 

[65stanger]

Yep that is 99.8% my fault.

Hmmmmmm..........methinks it's time for Catholic school for yuo little girl!

 

[StangDreamin']

Hmmmmmm..........methinks it's time for Catholic school for yuo little girl!

MAKE ME!!! I can act how I want

Uhhhhh, Fritz, I went to a Catholic school. She already sounds like the typical Catholic schoolgirl

 

[65stanger]

Uhhhhh, Fritz, I went to a Catholic school. She already sounds like the typical Catholic schoolgirl

Ooooops! Then............
GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!!!






Thanks Will!

 

[MustangGurl2695]

It would help if I was Catholic

Heh we're Jewish so ha!

 

[65stanger]

It would help if I was Catholic

Heh we're Jewish so ha!

Dan is doomed!

 

[StangDreamin']

Nah, he's not doomed.


























Or is he? I'm trying my darnedest to find a light at the end of this tunnel, but

 

[65stanger]

I'm trying my darnedest to find a light at the end of this tunnel, but

I saw the light at the end of a tunnel once......but it was the Amtrak heading my way...............

 

[MustangGurl2695]

I saw the light at the end of a tunnel once......but it was the Amtrak heading my way...............

And what happened when the light got closer uncle BBFCM?

 

[65stanger]

And what happened when the light got closer uncle BBFCM?

I don't remember.

 

[StangDreamin']

Wasn't then when you learned (by example) how to STOMP things

 

[65stanger]

I have a vague recollection about reading a newspaper account the next morning of a train derailment in a tunnel, and some large blue critter that was seen limping from the area........but my memory isFUZZY on the details...............

 

[MustangGurl2695]

I have a vague recollection about reading a newspaper account the next morning of a train derailment in a tunnel, and some large blue critter that was seen limping from the area........but my memory isFUZZY on the details...............

The world may never know...

 

[65stanger]

The world may never know...

I doubt the world wants to know.............

 

[MustangGurl2695]

I doubt the world wants to know.............

Lol some may not, but it might be a good story for a rainy day...dad would probably start picking on PAk and the attack dishes, but we never talked about dad and the attack garbage cans
If you leave a garbage can against a wall or anywhere, he'll trip over it lol

 

[65stanger]

.................but we never talked about dad and the attack garbage cans! If you leave a garbage can against a wall or anywhere, he'll trip over it

Are you talking the big round metal with a lid, haul-the-garbage-to-the-curb type that the local Sanitation Disposal Engineers like to abuse, or the chintzy plastic kitchen trash type variety???
In either case, I can see both types developing a bad-ass attitude and attacking an ol' gray geezer like your dad.
The first 'cause they're p.o.'d that they get beaten and smacked and royally abused on a weekly basis by big, smelly, not much brighter than Neanderthal-types.
The second because they're cheap, plastic and have a severe inferiority complex because they're not BIG, TOUGH, METAL units like their cousins who are busy getting flattened by those self same Neanderthalistic Sanitation Disposal Engineers.
And I understand why your dad hasn't mentioned this before.....who wants to be Internationally humiliated on the internet by the story that he got his butt whipped by a dirty lousy refuse container?










Sorry Dan.....I couldn't resist!

 

[MustangGurl2695]

The little plastic cheapo ones. They attack without warning and almost never fail to trip him up. Especially the one at my grandparent's (his parent's) house.

It looks like the kitchen is retaliating...first the farberware now the garbage cans...who's next?