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StangDreamin'

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MustangGurl2695 said:
But I was bored Uncle BBFCM and there wasn't anything better to do...
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Oh shnizzle! A bored 15-year-old girl!
This is bad; very, verrrrrr-rrr-ry bad!
 

65stanger

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#142
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StangDreamin' said:
Oh shnizzle! A bored 15-year-old girl!
This is bad; very, verrrrrr-rrr-ry bad!
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tsk, tsk! Relax my friend! All is NOT lost!
MustangGurl2695 said:
But I was bored Uncle BBFCM and there wasn't anything better to do...
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Yes dear girl, I know you are bored, but picking on Daddy is NOT the way to alleviate your boredom......now why not run along and turn the boys in your class into toads.




THAT should keep her occupied for a day or two!
 

MustangGurl2695

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65stanger said:
tsk, tsk! Relax my friend! All is NOT lost!
Yes dear girl, I know you are bored, but picking on Daddy is NOT the way to alleviate your boredom......now why not run along and turn the boys in your class into toads.




THAT should keep her occupied for a day or two!
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But I like hanging out with the boys, they understand me and they're cool! 99.9% of the girls now at my age are preps Idiots, who dress is all "popular" clothing and act like sissys, ugh I hate them. Here i'll quote them " OMG I broke a nail! *starts crying*" or "Did you hear what she did with him?!?!" or or "OMG that teacher is such a *insert words not allowed on stangnet here*"...and most of my friends are guys, I have girl friends, but I think more are guys...some are even into Clasic 'Stangs!
 

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The warm end of the gutter....Texas baby!
Apr 19, 2005
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Well, well, well....I go away for a little while and we have attack rubish recepticles, youngsters coming of age (almost), STD is related to cheech and chong (or is it that Cheech and chong have STD's), and we find out that BBFCM has his soffspring (althouhg smaller, thinner, less fuzzy) hidden in the basement and takes pictures of them on a multi-colored berber rug.

I guess I'll have to set up my life guard tower more towards the yankee end of the gutter from now on.
 

MustangGurl2695

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steelhorse said:
.... I guess I'll have to set up my life guard tower more towards the yankee end of the gutter from now on.
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Hmm, if he's movin his chair, maybe I should get my feet outta the gutter and go back down to helping chelle gaurd the door...
 

65stanger

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MustangGurl2695 said:
Hmm, if he's movin his chair, maybe I should get my feet outta the gutter and go back down to helping chelle gaurd the door...
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StangDreamin'

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PEANUT BOY said:
]Well, well, well.... STD is related to cheech and chong (or is it that Cheech and chong have STD's), and we find out that BBFCM has his soffspring (althouhg smaller, thinner, less fuzzy) hidden in the basement and takes pictures of them on a multi-colored berber rug.

I guess I'll have to set up my life guard tower more towards the yankee end of the gutter from now on.
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Yo, FUZZY! Stomp that thing will you? Collect the resulting peanut-gutter-butter and I'll get the crackers - MORE MUNCHIES!
 

65stanger

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StangDreamin' said:
Yo, FUZZY! Stomp that thing will you? Collect the resulting peanut-gutter-butter and I'll get the crackers - MORE MUNCHIES!
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Ewwwwwww.......you gonna eat THAT after it oozes up betwixt my toes?
 

MustangGurl2695

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65stanger said:
Ewwwwwww.......you gonna eat THAT after it oozes up betwixt my toes?
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See why i pulled my feet out of The Gutter???
 

65stanger

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MustangGurl2695 said:
See why i pulled my feet out of The Gutter???
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ya...but my feet are clean!
 

StangDreamin'

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Even sanitized with alcohol, since that half-gallon of Cuervo got dumped in The Gutter.
 

65stanger

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StangDreamin' said:
Even sanitized with alcohol, since that half-gallon of Cuervo got dumped in The Gutter.
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So that's where the mutant worm came from! Except he probably wasn't a mutant until he hit the Gutter!
 

chepsk8

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Ay Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrumba!




Hey, I got a pic of Mustangurl in a dinner dress! Very Fancy! Inside that Tom-boy girl is a dignified lady!
 

StangDreamin'

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chepsk8 said:
Hey, I got a pic of Mustangurl in a dinner dress!
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Good God, man! DON'T post statements like that amongst all these leghumpers!
 

chepsk8

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Very True, I thought about that after posting!






Maybe I'll put up a pic of Catherine Zeta-Jones.......
 

MustangGurl2695

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::Growls:: Thats the only thing nana was gonna let me wear FATHER it was NOT my choice...
 

StangDreamin'

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MustangGurl2695 said:
::Growls:: Thats the only thing nana was gonna let me wear FATHER it was NOT my choice...
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Hey there you go, Dan! You lucky Dog, she's still thinking like that!

When they start to appreciate dressing up like that; you are so scr**ed!
 

chepsk8

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Si si, I know I am still fortunate!



I'll need to hire a few of you guys when she starts dating!
 

65stanger

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chepsk8 said:
Si si, I know I am still fortunate!



I'll need to hire a few of you guys when she starts dating!
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Or just ONE BIG BLUE FUZZYFOOT!
 
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