I ate my RICE krispies this morning

[rocknrod]

Well off to work this morning, 6:30 am, guy in a 350z is in front of me (tag says turbo z) get to the light he revs, I smile and think this is a , so I take off easy, well running about 40 he slows down gets beside me revs agian so I drop in second he lets loose so did I, thrid gear about 100 mph I let off, I'm a good two or three car links in front of him, the bad thing of it is he comes by me and the punk turns his emergency flashers on and we get to the light and he is laughing, he said I knew I could take you, I say, I let out I had a couple of car links on you! he says we were running to the light, I said you damn fool it was about a mile and a half away, his reply you are scared the moral of the story is ricers have got all kinds of excuses, ricers take your ass wippins and keep racing your ricer friends, the last thing I said was:Track: and I told him I would give him three car links and still spank that ass, his reply, why I just beat you and he took off, well anyway thats my story and I do not have to buy any breakfast today cause like the topic says I ate this morning.

 

[302RollinHard]

I don't get it...........

 

[rocknrod]

To make it simple

I don't get it...........

I out ran him and he could not accept it.

 

[blackened88lx]

and I told him I would give him three car links

You mean sausage links? We're still talking about breakfast right? I like sausage patties better than links though. With pancakes and corned beef hash Too bad all I have is a bagel.

 

[Boss 351]

rice crispy squares

 

[Turkey Sammich]

I don't think rice krispies are a part of a healthy diet.

 

[25thmustang]

You mean sausage links? We're still talking about breakfast right? I like sausage patties better than links though. With pancakes and corned beef hash Too bad all I have is a bagel.

OMG I am starving now, for this exact meal... Some eggs tossed in with that a little salt and pepper and I would be in heaven right now. Instead I have a pop tart and my boss standing behind me!

 

[niklid05]

good story

 

[Turkey Sammich]

Damn Stoners

 

[Boss 351]

pop-tards, I mean pop-tarts... mmmmmmmmm I don't like them cold though.

 

[tkareno]

mmmm rice krispies i want some

 

[rigamaroles]

I've been meaning to ask..turkey...who is that woman in your avatar? Thats a good lookin ass.

 

[Ike83]

My wife

 

[-[White90GT]-]

His sister.

 

[SVT32VDOHC]

Wow, maybe use some punctuation marks and your story will be easier to read.

 

[Ike83]

i don't like using punctuation marks punctuation marks are overrated and they scare me one time at band camp I met up with Alan and he had some red Mustang the red Mustang was a drug that was very easy to get addicted to before you know it i became a fiend for red mustang and i need more NOW NOW NOW gimme all your red Mustang oh did i mention i don't like punctuation marks and they scare me all the time

 

[Boss 351]

sometimes, I look at the sky and wonder, I wonder why am I looking at the sky. I look at the sky to wonder about things such as why am I wondering why I'm wondering about the sky... then I look down and eat a chocolate chip cookie and look at the crumbs I left behind, wondering if anyone out there in space can also see them?

 

[Ike83]

*notices Boss351 is staring at the sky*



*walks up next to Boss351 and follows his gaze at the sky*

*stands next to Boss and gazes at the sky for 3 days straight*

*asks Boss a rhetorical question*


Ike83: Dude....are you hungry?

Boss351: For sure.

Ike83: Wanna get a bite to eat?

Boss351: Let's do it.


*never smokes weed again*

 

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

You mean sausage links? We're still talking about breakfast right? I like sausage patties better than links though. With pancakes and corned beef hash Too bad all I have is a bagel.

My car is so fast, when i beat someone i don't beat them by car links, i beat'em by bacon strips

 

[Boss 351]

weed is your friend... it's a gateway drug to lots of chips and going to whatever is open at 3am for fast food lol