LOL
I'm glad yall don't live near me. If I was gonna get under the car, I'd do more than undo exhaust/mess with DS. I'd go all out. Take tires, hubs, spindles, axles, off.
The worst thing I've helped do was, jam a ice pick into the gas tank of our rival's gas tank. (they came to our school for a football game, the won, we were pissed, stabbed the tank, they got about 2 miles down the road, and stopped. Then we went down the road, talked to them, using my PA system.