this kind of reminds me of when I was in Scouts. When we were on district or council camp outs where other troops were present, we would send younger scouts out to borrow such things as a Sky Hook, a left-handed smoke shifter, and 50 feet of shore line. One time, one of the tenderfoots came back with an actual left-handed smoke shifter, which surprised the hell out of his Patrol Leader. It was the craziest looking gizmo ever. Whoever put it together had a great sense of humor.
We did similar wild goose chases in the Army. Sending noobs to admin for an "ID10T" form, or to supply for a bag of ST1s(ST ONE S), or Chemlight batteries of a spool of flight line. It's so fun to mess with people.
I'm still looking for a roller-bearing wiper mechanism and some synthetic air for my tires. I wonder if you put a light on the cooling fan, (like a ceiling fan), if the radiator would see more airflow.