I've been so drunk/hungover that.....

[yellow1995Cobra]

NO what the ****s your problem? Don't post **** like that if you don't want people joking around about it. Just because I consider myself a redneck don't mean **** about my sexual life. *******

haha, i just like seeing u get all pissed off about nothing

 

[MysteryMachine]

 

[timeless2]

Play nice....

 

[ProKiller]

i got a little bottle/flask-sized of 100 proof Southern Comfort one night and decided to stop down my friends shop. I drank half of it pretty much chuging it, when i first got there. we decided to go to hooters 20 minutes later, so i finished it before we left. by the time we got to hooters, i was pretty drunk from an empty stomach. i got two beers there then we left. I don't remember hooters, i don't remember cruising around for an hour after hooters, and i don't remember how i ended up at my other friends apartment puking on his footon saying "all i had was a poptart" i ended up with puke on my ear like in something about mary.


21st birthday had the 21 shots, including three prarie fires, ended up being carried two blocks back to the apartment, woke up later, drank some more, ended up on the neighbor's couch, no idea how i got there. i don't remember leaving the bar.

 

[95Vert]

dont you just love the nights when the last thing you remember is lookin up at the sky or the ceilling while downing a drink?

OH YEAAAHH.
Around thanksgiving time. last thing I remember that night was me kneeling down, spreading my arms to the side, tilting my head back, and chugging a bottle of DON JULIO(tequila). I don't remember a thing after that. I was told that cops came by and asked us to pick up the bottles, I went to pick one up and went straight to the floor. I was then pretending to be swimming in the beer bottles.

 

[95Vert]

Hmm... I have a few that I'll share from my trip to St. Louis for my best friend's 21st b-day. We left from central IL since he had been living there, and pre-drank a little before heading down on our 2 1/2 hour drive. By the time we got there, I had to pi*s so bad, I couldn't hold it any longer. We were in the parking garage, I was drunk, and it was night, so who would see, right? Well, apparently the cop walking on the sidewalk, directly below where I was pi*sing, because all I heard was "HEY YOU MOTHER F'ER!" from below. I think I may have peed on the cop, so I cut it off in mid-stream and ran like hell.
Next night, met some chicks, and went to their room. After we left there, I saw this gigantic potted plant/tree in the lobby of the hotel. If I had to guess, I'd say it was 15-20 feet tall. I wanted a leaf for whatever reason, so I grabbed and yanked. The whole thing fell over, so again, there was running involved...
Later that night, we went in search of the vending machines in our hotel. I was completely drunk by this point. Somehow, I ended up on the third floor, while my friends were in the lobby below me. I heard them talking, so I yelled at them. They told me to come down there, so instead of taking the elevator that was behind me, I jumped from the third floor balcony into the lobby. I must've laid there for like half an hour saying that I thought I broke something. The guy at the front desk was laughing at me after a while, once I convinced him not to call 911 on me, and eventually I walked away with only a softball sized bruise on my a** from the way I landed.

 

[red ink]

Im was 160lbs at the time...I hooked up with a chick well over 200lbs on New years.

 

[MysteryMachine]

Im was 160lbs at the time...I hooked up with a chick well over 200lbs on New years.

hope you were on top lol

 

[red ink]

Behind is more like it

 

[IEatRiceGT]

I got home from a long night of drinking, went to bed. The next thing I know I am standing in the corner of my bedroom getting screamed at by my mom. I look down to see my junk in my hand and a puddle of piss in the corner. The worst awakening I have had in my life, just a little embarrassing. Nothing worse than getting caught pissing on something inappropriate, not to mention the wall next to your parents room.
--BTW I am 18yr old and was back on xmass break from college...not a loser who lives with his parents(I guess I picked up a few bad habits from college), haha.

 

[xr8d302]

My god...I won't even start on these.

I peed on my own face once.

 

[Suspect]

omg man, i seriously just spit all over my screen laughing!!

My god...I won't even start on these.

I peed on my own face once.

 

[SeventyMach1]

LMAO at Guero and Aaron. This is just too funny.


I'll not start either, though. I guess I'll tell one little story. Let's just say I've almost killed myself a few times. Last time I did that kinda stuff (several years ago) ... I ended up walking a 3" ledge on the 4th floor of a hotel. I went over my balcony & walked the ledge 'til I got 5 rooms over. Dude stole my beer & wouldn't open the door .... so I broke into his balcony door. When you're that high up and all that's saving your @$$ is holding on to a thin aluminum gutter .... and your still careless ... there's something wrong. I must never get that trashed again.

 

[MysteryMachine]

PIITB LOL Bet that wasn't a pretty sight good thing you were drunk.

Theres some funny **** in here lol.

Aaron I'm thinking how in the hell did you do that but then again i'm not sure I wanna know