I've been so drunk/hungover that.....

fox racer said:

dont you just love the nights when the last thing you remember is lookin up at the sky or the ceilling while downing a drink?

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StangGT1995 said:

Hmm... I have a few that I'll share from my trip to St. Louis for my best friend's 21st b-day. We left from central IL since he had been living there, and pre-drank a little before heading down on our 2 1/2 hour drive. By the time we got there, I had to pi*s so bad, I couldn't hold it any longer. We were in the parking garage, I was drunk, and it was night, so who would see, right? Well, apparently the cop walking on the sidewalk, directly below where I was pi*sing, because all I heard was "HEY YOU MOTHER F'ER!" from below. I think I may have peed on the cop, so I cut it off in mid-stream and ran like hell.
Next night, met some chicks, and went to their room. After we left there, I saw this gigantic potted plant/tree in the lobby of the hotel. If I had to guess, I'd say it was 15-20 feet tall. I wanted a leaf for whatever reason, so I grabbed and yanked. The whole thing fell over, so again, there was running involved...
Later that night, we went in search of the vending machines in our hotel. I was completely drunk by this point. Somehow, I ended up on the third floor, while my friends were in the lobby below me. I heard them talking, so I yelled at them. They told me to come down there, so instead of taking the elevator that was behind me, I jumped from the third floor balcony into the lobby. I must've laid there for like half an hour saying that I thought I broke something. The guy at the front desk was laughing at me after a while, once I convinced him not to call 911 on me, and eventually I walked away with only a softball sized bruise on my a** from the way I landed.

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