oh i know... been looking at small farms in the area and even at 500K its not going to get you much around hereI made a similar deal with wife for retirement home after the kids grow up in 20 years or so. Up here in the northeast, you'd be amazed at what $500k gets you. I don't mean that as a humble brag, but rather to say it doesn't get you much compared to other parts of the country.
I told the wife a relocation to a cheaper COL area where I can finally get my nice garage/barn is something I'd really like to do.