Let me count the ways,
Ford brings back the Mustang in these modern days.
Where it all started off with the GT and V6,
Saleen and Roush came back with their own type of tricks.
And just when we thought the Cobra would come back,
Shelby came along and threw that idea out of whack.
Introducing once again his GT500 car
tossing out the famous "Cobra" name and all that fubar.
But that wasn't all for this silly old man,
who sought to exploit his name with all that he can.
His Shelby GT, better than the stock GT with an extra 25 horse power,
Knowing that the market would love the idea and consume, devour.
Now with the S-197 rounding its third straight year.
Two more mustangs will be in the mix, some fans will cheer, some fans will fear.
The Boss and the Bullitt have joined in the orgy of Mustangs redone!
Making the ideas of customizing your car to be a little less fun.
Why do things your own way when you have a mile long list
of mustangs and more mustangs to pick that all coexist.
We have hardtops, convertibles... come look at our heap pile,
Hell we even have a car to suit your mullet hair style.
I'm not too sure about you, but I have a hard time trying to celebrate.
Picking my own mustang is like going to the doctor's who's poking my prostate.
So many to choose from, so many shapes and forms.
Which one does what? That one has that? Which one outperforms?
I hate to say it friends, but the many mustang breeds are draining its soul,
When Ford Mustangs on the road are as common as an *******.
So let me finish this little old rhyme with some words of advice,
So many mustangs out there, just make sure not to pay the selling price.
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I was a bit bored
Ford brings back the Mustang in these modern days.
Where it all started off with the GT and V6,
Saleen and Roush came back with their own type of tricks.
And just when we thought the Cobra would come back,
Shelby came along and threw that idea out of whack.
Introducing once again his GT500 car
tossing out the famous "Cobra" name and all that fubar.
But that wasn't all for this silly old man,
who sought to exploit his name with all that he can.
His Shelby GT, better than the stock GT with an extra 25 horse power,
Knowing that the market would love the idea and consume, devour.
Now with the S-197 rounding its third straight year.
Two more mustangs will be in the mix, some fans will cheer, some fans will fear.
The Boss and the Bullitt have joined in the orgy of Mustangs redone!
Making the ideas of customizing your car to be a little less fun.
Why do things your own way when you have a mile long list
of mustangs and more mustangs to pick that all coexist.
We have hardtops, convertibles... come look at our heap pile,
Hell we even have a car to suit your mullet hair style.
I'm not too sure about you, but I have a hard time trying to celebrate.
Picking my own mustang is like going to the doctor's who's poking my prostate.
So many to choose from, so many shapes and forms.
Which one does what? That one has that? Which one outperforms?
I hate to say it friends, but the many mustang breeds are draining its soul,
When Ford Mustangs on the road are as common as an *******.
So let me finish this little old rhyme with some words of advice,
So many mustangs out there, just make sure not to pay the selling price.
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I was a bit bored
