Met the girl of my dreams today

#743
BDT 1967 said:
After making them leave I tucked my girlfriend in and we went to bed, the next morning I got a call about a server issue that needed tending to at the university, so I told her I had to go and left her hung over in my bed, I felt bad but I had no choice.
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wait a minute I'm havin flash backs of memorial day weekend when I met svt's family in the local bar....


Now what she bought was a very nice pair of Victoria’s Secret Cheeky Boyshort with matching twins holder. After seeing what she had purchased that day, I was CITED!!!!! She said I want to model them for you but not until these people leave. It was then my goal to get the people the hell out of my house. I gave them some money and told them to pick us up a 30 pack of BL they didn’t argue and they proceeded to leave. After slamming the door and locking it, I PRANCED into my room to find a very pleasing scene. Yea, it was very nice, but I have to ask now, why do women do this to us poor men, She got me all wound up and cited to no end, and then we decided to not take it all the way. And by we, I do mean, She, but I didn’t want to wine or complain or seem like that’s all I’m trying to get so I just decided to hold her and fall asleep. This morning I got up, and she was sooooo happy that I didn’t try anything with her, “You really are a nice guy!!!!” is what she said, Hell I could have told her that, she didn’t need to get all sexified to test me.
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wow... and you actually bought that test? Hook line and sinker too...
I mean...

Hmm, interesting....:rolleyes:
 
#744
SVTCobra306 said:
A PLF is a parachutists' Landing Fall. Hitting the balls of the feet, calf, thigh, buttocks, then the pullup muscle in that order. However it usually turns into a PFL.. Pretty Fouled up Landing. Feet, arse, head, shoulder... etc..

BTW Trish is gonna kill you when she reads this and finds out you used spurs on her bucking horse! lol
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Well I guess there are worse things he could be using spurs on...

:::Eyes SVTCobra:::

yep definitely worse things he could be using the spurs for...:shock: :jaw:
 
#747
When you are in Vegas, look up Jay at Mustang Depot. I did when I was out there. He's a great guy, and his car is spectacular!

I spent alot of time in Sin City when my kid's Mom lived there. Where are you planning on staying? I had great luck at the Excaliber.
 
#749
65stanger said:
I dunno.........is SVT really kinky, or did he do something bad to earn them spurs..???:shrug:

Oh, and Tink........you really shouldn't mention these things in front of geezerDad, that is not unless you are trying to give hime a stroke.:lol:
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well what can I say I was here for the closet thread...and quite a few jaycee conventions....


oh yea and for the recordI may talk the talk but I dont walk that walk....


its kinda fun hearing the geezerdad have a mild heart attack while reading his comments on my posts
:lol:
 
#751
Cowgirl Tink said:
its kinda fun hearing the geezerdad have a mild heart attack while reading his comments on my posts
:lol:
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At HIS advanced age, there is no such thing as a "mild" heart attack!:nono:


StD.....methinks Tink mayhaps trying to kill you?:shrug:
chepsk8 said:
And none of you better tell my secrets to Deanna!!!!
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To late! YOU already posted them!:nonono::doh:
 
#754
StangDreamin' said:
And I'd hate to think what's going through SVT's mind as he reads this. :nonono:
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Thinking of adding my interceptor body armor to the packing list for the next time I happen to be in Arizona :eek: Especially considering what your brother and his wife happen to do for entertainment, AND especially having seen the re-loading setup in his garage...

THANKS TRISH!!!! You're trying to get who killed????


BDT 1967 said:
By the way, she decided to sleep in my bed with me wearing nothing but that previously described outfit
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That really really needed to be worded differently.... lol So how did the boyshorts feel? I'm amazed you could fit into her size. :D
 
#757
Cowgirl Tink said:
its kinda fun hearing the geezerdad have a mild heart attack while reading his comments on my posts
:lol:
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That ain't gonna happen.
1.) You're over 18 now. I can't do anything about it. And I don't legally have to have to do anything, either :D
2.) I'm used to hearing things that bother me from the mouths of those I care for. I've been with your mother for almost 26 years now...

Oh by the way, Fritz, notice she didn't start popping off with this stuff 'til my Discover Card was given to cheaptickets.com; because "I want to come home for Christmas, Daddy!"
SVTCobra306 said:
Especially considering what your brother and his wife happen to do for entertainment, AND especially having seen the re-loading setup in his garage...
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Uhhhhh, A.J..... they moved the reloading gear out of the garage. It's now in the former guest bedroom. Makes people think about staying over too long with all that powder right there in the cabinet :p
Oh, by the way:
SVTCobra306 said:
That really really needed to be worded differently.... lol So how did the boyshorts feel? I'm amazed you could fit into her size.
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I'm a little concerned that you were thinking of that; more concerned that you might know what size "boyshorts" BDT wears :eek:












:rlaugh: :rlaugh: :rlaugh: :rlaugh: :rlaugh:
 
#759
StangDreamin' said:
Oh by the way, Fritz, notice she didn't start popping off with this stuff 'til my Discover Card was given to cheaptickets.com; because "I want to come home for Christmas, Daddy!"
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But I didn't here you say dont come home either...


And sides, sounds like the geezerdad wants me home for christmas.


Oh, by the way: I'm a little concerned that you were thinking of that; more concerned that you might know what size "boyshorts" BDT wears :eek:
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Tell me about it, and I'm supposed to be able to look at SVT the same way next week after that thought....

:bang: Bad...MENTAL...Images... that ....just..wont....stop:bang:

course that does bring about a whole new meaning to :Zip2:

:rlaugh:
 
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