Met the girl of my dreams today

[Tubo(2-bo)]

depends on what he's gripping....

Once again Ya'll are Killin me!!

 

[65stanger]

I need both hands.........

 

[BDT 1967]

Why use one when god gave you two???

 

[chepsk8]

How much grip does one need?

 

[65mistress]

Um... is that a loaded question?

 

[chepsk8]

Depends on which hand is dominant, or he aims with.....

 

[BDT 1967]

You have to aim or you might have a more serious problem on your hands.

 

[65stanger]

I'd rather just fire wildly in the air!



btw.....NEVER let the left know what the right is doing.....talk about jealousy!

 

[351carlo]

With all this confusion of which hand or both hands and aiming....

It sounds like a pretty sticky situation.

 

[65stanger]

Gummy bears anyone?

 

[CarFreakGT]

You have to aim or you might have a more serious problem on your hands.

This may be the most subtly eloquent innuendo that I have heard or read all year. NOW I know what Heather sees in you, Andy!

 

[BDT 1967]

Hey, Friday is Heathers birthday. I need gift ideas. I was considering getting her a bottle of perfume, or a dress, or............. I don't know i am making this up as i go. I know i am going to go for the dinner out and then a movie at my place, but i need gift ideas.


Dont say panties

 

[68keyblr]

How 'bout a nice set of aluminum heads? May as well get her used to the married life now

 

[65mistress]

How about a nice card with suggestive message.

 

[chepsk8]

Apron?


(Heather's gonna kill me for that one!)

 

[65stanger]

Don't look at me. Why do you think I'm still single.......I'm clueless!

 

[TD68302]

Card, flowers, dinner and a day at a spa

 

[StangDreamin']

Card, flowers, dinner, spa..... but forget the suggestive message!


















Make her bring it up!

 

[65stanger]

Ooh! ooh! ooh! I JUST had a brainstorm!

Get her a DVD of "The Sound of Music"......Classic Julie Andrews.....Definite "chick-flick"!!!













Us sensitive Big Blue Fuzzies like it too!

 

[65mistress]

Ooh, how about Dinner, a card, flowers, a nice movie and You give her a massage where you take your time and not try anything funny with her, start at the bottoms of her feet, take your time and move slowly up her legs to her back, arms and shoulders, take your time with it and use a good massage oil.... Might be nice to know you care enough to take care of her like that.