My car acts as if there is no battery in it.

Well as the title states.....my car wont start. I was driving it on tuesday with out any problems. I tried to drive it again on friday but no such luck. Car would not crank. Car was completley dead, no lights, hazard, brake, interior, warning indicators..... nothing; just as if there is no battery in vehicle at all!

So my first logical step is to try and jump start the car. I hooked up a fresh fresh fresh booster pack.........same results! No respons, not a light not a ding, not a thing.

What the hell happend to my car while its been on its parked adventure?

Thanks in advance.

anyone got any ideas?

The fact that I am getting no responses is making me even more nervous.

I thought i would add some things that may help.
Before this problem happenend there are a couple things that were sort of weird that happend.

1. After replacing my starter my starter solenoid stuck and cranked the car over untill I tapped the solenoid with a screw driver.-never happend again after that night.

2. Left directional stopped working.

3. I banged on my steering wheel when my girl pissed me off and the car stalled on the highway. When I pulled over a moved a rather large connector and pushed it back into place and the car ran fine after.

4. Sometimes when I hit a bump all of the gauge cluster lights turn off except for the hazards go on solid and the interior high beam indicator goes on.......untill I hit another bump that is....

5. The last day my car was running the "key in ignition chime" stayed on even when the key was out of the ignition.

6. My car was running fine and then I removed the radio. (cut wires) I never tried to start it immediatly after but the following day it didint run so I am not sure if that is related.

this car has so many little problems I am beginning to think I may just find a rolling chassis or a 4 cyl to convert.






thanks for the move as well as the recomendations. I will try the battery stuff tomarrow