I almost dropped the chili I was eating at the local Wendys.
That's what the teenage dope said as he aproached my car.
I told him it wasn't a Dodge, hoping he would leave me alone.
Fat chance.
"what is it then, an AMX?"
Time for school- "no, it's a '77 mustang"
the kid didn't want to go away.
"Oh. that's one of the funny years, right?"
Almost choked on the chili this time.
"What's funny about these Mustangs? They ain't funny when they spank you in a race!"
Kid still won't go away.
"Well what's it got under the hood?"
Now I can't resist.
"They came from the factory with a choice of engines, a 3.25 liter 4 cylinder, a turbocharged 4.6 Liter 6 cylinder, and a 9.0 Liter V-8 with hidden nitrous option."
Kid's mouth opens wide, goes back to his friends, I see him telling them, onr tall kid looks over at me grinning, he's the smart one, and wacks the dumb kid upside his head.
If I hadn't finished my chili, I would have dropped it in my lap.
I laughed so hard I almost couldn't breathe.
Got a thumbs up from the tall kid as I was leaving.
That's what the teenage dope said as he aproached my car.
I told him it wasn't a Dodge, hoping he would leave me alone.
Fat chance.
"what is it then, an AMX?"
Time for school- "no, it's a '77 mustang"
the kid didn't want to go away.
"Oh. that's one of the funny years, right?"
Almost choked on the chili this time.
"What's funny about these Mustangs? They ain't funny when they spank you in a race!"
Kid still won't go away.
"Well what's it got under the hood?"
Now I can't resist.
"They came from the factory with a choice of engines, a 3.25 liter 4 cylinder, a turbocharged 4.6 Liter 6 cylinder, and a 9.0 Liter V-8 with hidden nitrous option."
Kid's mouth opens wide, goes back to his friends, I see him telling them, onr tall kid looks over at me grinning, he's the smart one, and wacks the dumb kid upside his head.
If I hadn't finished my chili, I would have dropped it in my lap.
I laughed so hard I almost couldn't breathe.
Got a thumbs up from the tall kid as I was leaving.