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Myspace/ I suck... LONG RANT

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grey5.0beast

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Ok I don't have a myspace, I do but haven't added anything... Any way I started talking to this girl on AIM. I haven't seen or talked to this girl since 8the grade, so about 3.5 yrs ago.

Anyway, she gave me her myspace, I thought she looked pretty hot and poon is poon, so I invited her to the football game tonight. I went and picked her up, I was sportin my dad's Lincoln LS (midnight blue with chrome 17s and v8 ) So she gets in, I couldn't even look at her, she is NASTY!!! I take her to the game but the lots were full, we parked at my friend alvins house which is a short walk from the school.

I park but purposely left my wallet in the car. Then when we were almost there, I was like damn be right back and her and her friend continued in. Long story short, I ditched them to go hang out with a few other friends for a while then I went back to the game and hung out with them, I know it was kind of ******* of me but you know what.... I didn't even want to be seen with her... yeah it was that badd but I know everyone at my school... I was miserable.

So a couple of the girls I sit with which are ALOT better looking than this chick pulled me aside and asked if she was my GF... **** NO!! lol Then I took them home, said I had to be at work and they couldn't smoke in my car and thats my story... Moral is don't always judge by Myspace pages... also chicks that smoke cigs= as well
 

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Chicks that smoke are narsty...

Lol everyone looks better on myspace! They all want some e- haha
 

grey5.0beast

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dude this chick was all over me at the game... Then she was like you know I'm gonna take advantage of you...

I'll pass on the sex lmao
 

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grey5.0beast said:
dude this chick was all over me at the game... Then she was like you know I'm gonna take advantage of you...

I'll pass on the sex lmao
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LMFAO not even baggable?

Give her TEH SHOCKER!!
 

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grey5.0beast said:
dude this chick was all over me at the game... Then she was like you know I'm gonna take advantage of you...

I'll pass on the sex lmao
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picking up girls on the internet. thats a
 

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picking up girls on the internet. thats a
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have you even gotten laid?

edit: by a female?
 

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you gotta be carful with the myspace girls... if they're eager to meet you... there's a reason. that sucks tho for sure...
-a
 

grey5.0beast

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Lyncher said:
have you even gotten laid?

edit: by a female?
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OMFG I spewed coke on my screen lmfao!!!! Dude, we've spoken of brown baggable vefore, but this wa just too much, she was pretty chubby, and her pants ripped so she had to borrow her friends(who was alot better looking BTW) belt. The the belt was too small so I had to poke holes in it for her...
 

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grey5.0beast said:
OMFG I spewed coke on my screen lmfao!!!! Dude, we've spoken of brown baggable vefore, but this wa just too much, she was pretty chubby, and her pants ripped so she had to borrow her friends(who was alot better looking BTW) belt. The the belt was too small so I had to poke holes in it for her...
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Body bags aint just for dead people....



lmfao jk, but yeah, unfortunatly i can imagine
 

grey5.0beast

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hahahahahaha... ur killin me lmdao, my friend alvin said I should go over to her house and let her suck my dick at least. But I told him no, cause what if she was pissed bout me ditching her and was feeling a little bitey
 

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grey5.0beast said:
hahahahahaha... ur killin me lmdao, Just a lil hole. my friend alvin said I should go over to her house and let her suck my dick at least. But I told him no, cause what if she was pissed bout me ditching her and was feeling a little bitey
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OOOO I have a related story ...bite=bad..accidental bite in pool=worse
 

grey5.0beast

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also I kept being an a$$hole to her so maybe she would stop buggin me but it made he rlike me more... WTF?!?!?!
 

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OOOO I have a related story ...bite=bad..accidental bite in pool=worse
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elaborate...
 

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elaborate...
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Lets just say she slipped off the step... OOUUUCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 

grey5.0beast

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oh god...
 

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grey5.0beast said:
oh god...
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She made up for it
 

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give us the link to her myspace so we can check it out for ourselves
 

grey5.0beast

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k let me find it...
 

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CAMAROEATER01 said:
give us the link to her myspace so we can check it out for ourselves
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Hes brave ^
 

Nopantz

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u da man
 
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