Myspace/ I suck... LONG RANT

Status
Not open for further replies.
#63
Hover Maneuver:

You begin in normal freaky-move starting position (doggy style). The woman is on all fours. In a swift motion, you take her arms and pull them to the side, making her face fall to the ground. Then you start walking around, making vaccuum noises. It's easy, fun, and keeps your floor clean.

Used in a sentence:

"Dude, I used the Hoover Manuver on Cindi last night and now she has rug-burn on her forehead."
 
#64
PoopDawg said:
Hover Maneuver:

You begin in normal freaky-move starting position (doggy style). The woman is on all fours. In a swift motion, you take her arms and pull them to the side, making her face fall to the ground. Then you start walking around, making vaccuum noises. It's easy, fun, and keeps your floor clean.

Used in a sentence:

"Dude, I used the Hoover Manuver on Cindi last night and now she has rug-burn on her forehead."
Click to expand...

lol...so its like a anal bulldozer hahaha
 
#65
PoopDawg said:
Hover Maneuver:

You begin in normal freaky-move starting position (doggy style). The woman is on all fours. In a swift motion, you take her arms and pull them to the side, making her face fall to the ground. Then you start walking around, making vaccuum noises. It's easy, fun, and keeps your floor clean.

Used in a sentence:

"Dude, I used the Hoover Manuver on Cindi last night and now she has rug-burn on her forehead."
Click to expand...


LOL. All I have to say is stangnet rules. :SNSign:
 
#66
grey5.0beast said:
please don't say anything mean to her from me lol.i also don't want it to get around that I am an ******* posting her **** online. So please don't say anything bout me! Or tonight!
Click to expand...

If you play with fire, expect to get burned. If you are "man" enough to rip her nationally, be a man and don't beg for someone not to let her know.

You posted this girl's site and just want to slam her on a internet site, but don't want her to know?

Ah, to be 16 again. NOT :notnice:
 
#70
grey5.0beast said:
lol true...

I bet a hundred bucks this is what ryan looks like right about know :scratch:


I love in the 40 yr old virgin(ryan...j/k lol) where the indian guy is like "its not all about this dirty sanchez or cincinatti bow tie or the rusty trombone... LMFAO)
Click to expand...


nah it more like this :Teh-Win: :)
 
#71
Lyncher said:
yeah Im gonna have to agree...


however if you wanna puke.. go to google images and turn safesearch off and search for TUBGIRL That si NOT WORK SAFE OR SUITIBLE FOR YOUNG CHILDREN...IT IS DISGUSTING AND GRAPHIC...if anyone feels this is worthy of a ban please tell me and i will be happy to take it off as I dont want to offend anyone or get :ban:
Click to expand...


WHY OH GOD WHY DID I LOOK!???!?!?!?!?! :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:
 
#72
nonglossjason said:
haha thats ****ing classic bro, but if i were you i wouldnt be that nice. If she opened the door to her house and here face cracked when she smiled i woulda whiped out my cell phone and told her my dog died and i had to go. But then again beauty is just a lightswitch away. I would have givin her the flaming fireman, which is where you set her pubes on fire and put them out by squirting your jiz on them lol.
Click to expand...
Thats what we refer to as the flaming amazonian lol.
 
#74
Lyncher said:
yeah Im gonna have to agree...


however if you wanna puke.. go to google images and turn safesearch off and search for TUBGIRL That si NOT WORK SAFE OR SUITIBLE FOR YOUNG CHILDREN...IT IS DISGUSTING AND GRAPHIC...if anyone feels this is worthy of a ban please tell me and i will be happy to take it off as I dont want to offend anyone or get :ban:
Click to expand...


:barf: :barf: :barf: DAMMNIT DUDE! YOU JUST GAVE MY COMPUTOR AN STD!!!
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

D Durden
Place to Avoid: Jamison Auto Group in Gulfport, MS
Replies
45
Views
2K
1965 - 1973 Classic Mustangs -General/Talk-
nickyb
nickyb
A
2001 Mustang GT, scorched metal smell and noise from trans/diff?
Replies
4
Views
398
SN95 4.6L Mustang Tech
gkomo
gkomo
RaggedGT
Chevy Equinox- Devil in Disguise?
Replies
18
Views
575
Other Auto Tech
RaggedGT
RaggedGT
calimustang
Engine 1989 SSP Timing issues?
Replies
9
Views
1K
Fox 5.0 Mustang Tech
General karthief
General karthief
K
Electrical charging issue
Replies
5
Views
854
SN95 V6 Mustang Tech
Mcmahst
Mcmahst
Top Bottom
Back
Forums
Menu