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Myspace/ I suck... LONG RANT

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Lyncher

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PoopDawg said:
You should have Hoover Maneuvered her ass! Now that's classic!
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Enlighten me o might pooper!
 
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jstang209

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haha, u have got to watch this lol WATCH THE WHOLE THING IF YOU HAVE MYSPACE, ITS HALARIOUS!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F78ejbPVto
 

stang8urimport

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Hover Maneuver:

You begin in normal freaky-move starting position (doggy style). The woman is on all fours. In a swift motion, you take her arms and pull them to the side, making her face fall to the ground. Then you start walking around, making vaccuum noises. It's easy, fun, and keeps your floor clean.

Used in a sentence:

"Dude, I used the Hoover Manuver on Cindi last night and now she has rug-burn on her forehead."
 

Lyncher

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PoopDawg said:
Hover Maneuver:

You begin in normal freaky-move starting position (doggy style). The woman is on all fours. In a swift motion, you take her arms and pull them to the side, making her face fall to the ground. Then you start walking around, making vaccuum noises. It's easy, fun, and keeps your floor clean.

Used in a sentence:

"Dude, I used the Hoover Manuver on Cindi last night and now she has rug-burn on her forehead."
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lol...so its like a anal bulldozer hahaha
 
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bentley429

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PoopDawg said:
Hover Maneuver:

You begin in normal freaky-move starting position (doggy style). The woman is on all fours. In a swift motion, you take her arms and pull them to the side, making her face fall to the ground. Then you start walking around, making vaccuum noises. It's easy, fun, and keeps your floor clean.

Used in a sentence:

"Dude, I used the Hoover Manuver on Cindi last night and now she has rug-burn on her forehead."
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LOL. All I have to say is stangnet rules. :SNSign:
 

FoxBodyGT

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grey5.0beast said:
please don't say anything mean to her from me lol.i also don't want it to get around that I am an ******* posting her **** online. So please don't say anything bout me! Or tonight!
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If you play with fire, expect to get burned. If you are "man" enough to rip her nationally, be a man and don't beg for someone not to let her know.

You posted this girl's site and just want to slam her on a internet site, but don't want her to know?

Ah, to be 16 again. NOT
 
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Boss 351

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lol @ myspace...
 

Flavadave4

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I dont really like a girl that smokes either, but if you are out on the prowl for piece of pie just remember.......If they smoke, They F A C K!
 

GSP393

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grey5.0beast said:
dude this chick was all over me at the game... Then she was like you know I'm gonna take advantage of you...

I'll pass on the sex lmao
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yeah, crack whore sex is worse than no sex at all

Just my observation, not speaking from experiance. LOL
 

ryan218

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grey5.0beast said:
lol true...

I bet a hundred bucks this is what ryan looks like right about know


I love in the 40 yr old virgin(ryan...j/k lol) where the indian guy is like "its not all about this dirty sanchez or cincinatti bow tie or the rusty trombone... LMFAO)
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nah it more like this :Teh-Win:
 

Skoobie

Damn...Tyler65's hot!
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Lyncher said:
yeah Im gonna have to agree...


however if you wanna puke.. go to google images and turn safesearch off and search for TUBGIRL That si NOT WORK SAFE OR SUITIBLE FOR YOUNG CHILDREN...IT IS DISGUSTING AND GRAPHIC...if anyone feels this is worthy of a ban please tell me and i will be happy to take it off as I dont want to offend anyone or get
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WHY OH GOD WHY DID I LOOK!???!?!?!?!?!
 

grey5.0beast

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nonglossjason said:
haha thats ****ing classic bro, but if i were you i wouldnt be that nice. If she opened the door to her house and here face cracked when she smiled i woulda whiped out my cell phone and told her my dog died and i had to go. But then again beauty is just a lightswitch away. I would have givin her the flaming fireman, which is where you set her pubes on fire and put them out by squirting your jiz on them lol.
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Thats what we refer to as the flaming amazonian lol.
 

grey5.0beast

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Skoobie said:
WHY OH GOD WHY DID I LOOK!???!?!?!?!?!
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tHATS WHY i AM NOT LOOKING LOL

oops
 

carbed87

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Lyncher said:
yeah Im gonna have to agree...


however if you wanna puke.. go to google images and turn safesearch off and search for TUBGIRL That si NOT WORK SAFE OR SUITIBLE FOR YOUNG CHILDREN...IT IS DISGUSTING AND GRAPHIC...if anyone feels this is worthy of a ban please tell me and i will be happy to take it off as I dont want to offend anyone or get
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DAMMNIT DUDE! YOU JUST GAVE MY COMPUTOR AN STD!!!
 

grey5.0beast

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Why... oh why did I look??????????
 

FrankenStang

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You guys are gross. LOL

Tubgirl...

Saw that nasty **** years ago...
 

FrankenStang

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Why God, WHY?
 

GSP393

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Synned said:
Its just uh...
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That's got to be one of the sickest things I've ever seen in my life.
 
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projectfiveo

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hey i think that chicks kinda hot myself, in the pics anyway
 

Skoobie

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projectfiveo said:
hey i think that chicks kinda hot myself, in the pics anyway
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Hey man if Tubgirl is your kinda thing more power to ya
 
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