Ha, that reminds me of the bank robber who wrote, "Give me all your money" on a $20 and slid it over to the bank teller, who then emptied the rest of her drawer and gave it to the robber. The robber left without his $20 bill not knowing that the teller gave him less than $20 in the bag.
This Dave Dash guy seriously needs to go to jail and rethink his life views.