Thanks Bill. Now Dave is fapping vigourously in teh restroom at the hospital while 13 year old illegals wait in line outside the door to change their illegitimate babies diapers!
OH I can't wait for this
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Not true. I'm only tying up the toilet stall of the men's restroom in the lab.
Okay, that's a lie, too. I'm actually just making a lot of thumping noises against the underside of my desk, since I'm alone here in the office.
Shaolin Crane
Banned
I'm not saying she doesn't do well in the roll....but the roll itself doesn't exactly require a lot of "acting chops". You pretty much just need to look good in a tank top and tight jeans to pull that part off.
Go check out the movie How to Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008) I've heard numerous insider publications state that she's nearly identical to the character she plays in that movie in real life. Entertaining initially, but that crap only flies for a very, very short time.
She's exactly the girl they had in mind when they invented that saying...
"No matter how hot you thing she is, somewhere right now there's a guy out there who's sick of putting up with her ****!"
whatever, hes still layin pipe to her too seems like a even trade to me
ID89GT
10 Year Member
That movie just screams badass all over it. I loved the first one, and can't wait to see this one, it looks even better
That movie just screams badass all over it. I loved the first one, and can't wait to see this one, it looks even better
I just looked at the advertising banner near the reply section and it was about Transformers...Wait it changed
Trust me, as someone who has dated (been engaged to) a super hot chick for 4-years in the past, the "pain in the ass" part soon overshadows the eye candy phase. I'll take a 7/10-8/10 with a great personality and an upbeat demeanor over a damaged, vapid 10/10 any day of the week.
Shaolin Crane
Banned
Trust me, as someone who has dated (been engaged to) a super hot chick for 4-years in the past, the "pain in the ass" part soon overshadows the eye candy phase. I'll take a 7/10-8/10 with a great personality and an upbeat demeanor over a damaged, vapid 10/10 any day of the week.
ehh well different strokes, I did the same as well but I never had an issue, im an azzhole so i cant expect too much out of my woman
You need to keep your pimp hand strong!Trust me, as someone who has dated (been engaged to) a super hot chick for 4-years in the past, the "pain in the ass" part soon overshadows the eye candy phase. I'll take a 7/10-8/10 with a great personality and an upbeat demeanor over a damaged, vapid 10/10 any day of the week.
Shaolin Crane
Banned
Its funny you mentioned that. She and I went out together on a last minute whim, to a local bar for Halloween one year. Neither of us had time to put any kind of cool costume together, so we went digging through a box of her families’ old costumes and stuff from many Halloweens back and I found an old clown wig and nose and decided to get creative. She thought she’d be even more creative and decided to dress a little trashy and pencil in herself a nice "black eye" and split lip and go out as a battered wife.
...thing was, her makeup job was a little too convincing. I don't know how many hard looks I got from guys at the bar, or how many of her girlfriends pulled me aside to threaten to have me killed/arrested if they ever saw her with a shiner again.
At about the half way point through the night I finally couldn’t take it anymore and made her go into the bathroom and was it all off....at which point I was flooded with free drinks and apologies from all her friends.
One of the few fond memories I had of our time together.
