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01Steeda

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where do I start


My wife works at a daycare, and being summer some of the highschool kids are working there right now. I have the oppurtunity to teach a young ricer the ills of his ways.

He ask my wife how much HP she though our stang had stock. She says,.. about 250??? (pretty good guess for her lol). he then proceeds to tell her no way possible it had 100 tops and that he has a civic with one of the bomber engines(b16?) swapped in it that will hand me my ass.

At first I thought,.. just a young kid, let him be. The more I thought about it though the more I would like to try to teach him before he becomes a 20 year old reject ricer.

My wife, telling me this last night said she couldnt help but laugh at him in his face. This morning I told her to find him and tell him to get $500 and meet me at the track in 2 weeks. I will have the camera guy in the car with me,.. I think I will just accelerate to 95 (a guess on his trap) and then old it through the traps

Oh and he thinks a stock SRT4 would beat me with the blower what are these kids smoking these days? Just thought I would share.


disclaimer: I didnt proof read and I suck @ typing
 

helty

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01Steeda said:
what are these kids smoking these days?
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cheap mexican ganja. they dont get the good stuff we used to

kick his ass seabass
 

SteedaQ400

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kick his ass seabass [/quote]

+1
 
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oh it will be brutal... that day is a domestic VS Import at the track... gonna be priceless.
 

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I seriously doubt he'll trap 95.

I vote for 80.
 
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yeah I was being generous hehe
 

hotmustang331

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Come off the line easy, blowing the tires off like crazy could result in a 15.X ET...run some DRs if you can. And definatly good luck man...im not going to say anything because I learned a while back to never underestamate civics and ricers. I have seen some crazy stuff.

I have a friend with a talon that could drive away from most S/C GTs . (4 banger) Anyways, let us know what happens . And PM me or post some pics of the S/C ....and some vids .
Honestly if I came accross a sweet deal on a S/C other than a novi 2K I would probably put it on the GT. If I can get a novi, its going on the 66.
 

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Ha, he may bring something like this out CIVIC
 
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Nah I have seen the car,.. and I realize there are fast civics out and about. we have 2 local in the 11's.... but this aint one of them haha!!!

I got DR's, and yeah i plan on playing with him. I might even make it close so he'll race again dbl or nothin'!!!!!
 

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01Steeda said:
Nah I have seen the car,.. and I realize there are fast civics out and about. we have 2 local in the 11's.... but this aint one of them haha!!!

I got DR's, and yeah i plan on playing with him. I might even make it close so he'll race again dbl or nothin'!!!!!
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Double or nothing I like your thinking
 

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I vote for showing him no mercy and just blow is doors off on the first pass just incase something comes up and you don't get to run him again.
 
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