Talk forum: 2 word story

with a

situation," exclaimed

to be

Dealt with

By pummeling

StangDreamin' said:

Off-topic: Whatever the topic is....I think I got lost somewhere in the last couple pages Where the heck is Miss Chelle? She's been doing a yeoman's job keeping track of us/this story.....

Anybody heard from her recently???

Click to expand...

Sorry. I've been busy digging a really big hole in my backyard for a pond.

Here ya go (just the 2nd half):

Chapter 2, same as the first only twice as long. The next time before my floccinaucinihilipilification becomes supercalafragilisticexpialidoscious! Mary Poppins pumps poodles' puddles dry while roasting chestnuts over an open propane gutter BBQ sending smoke signals out to BBFCM's VFD buddies who were roasting cats for GBM's picnic lunch. When suddenly giant hungrymonkies escaped from SuperDave's shop and paraded their shaved ex-fuzzy bananas in public naked for a while at burger king with the monkeys and their football! After which they skinny dipped until hillie16 floated a big brown trout in the river that ran wild into da-mancuzzi with anal-astronauts chasing Steelhorse then tchelle pushing her Sadie Mobile flattened a brown teddybear.

Great thread, I think this is going to be a world record unless it runs out. No way it is going to run out because we all have warped imagination! Speaking of warped imaginations, where the hell is Super Dave? He needs to find milk spews through nostrils and hears especially when holding plugwires and sticking a finger in rectal orifices which when monkey probed itch like GBM's toes in steelhorse's cobra shaped rectal orifice when greased with oral cavity filler they taste like chidken leg fatback smellin' gutter slime but also look like piles of regurgitated clam dip from sheeple. Black helicopters taking potshots at foghorn's with bologan and cheese on gingerbread encrusted Eleanors driven by funky penguins that laughed like steelhorse when his ricer fartpipe spewed fireballs burning his butt hairs & Chevy shorts. When someone tripped over Mustanggurl's & Chelle's sweet looking big juicy t-bone steaks grilling over aged hickory campfire in GBM's Mustang that was blazing away when suddenly two monkeysand a closet-dawg jumped out of 65stanger's weep-hole when he squeezed his butt-cheeks shut on steelhorse's peanut brain and farted spweing peanutbutter all over the football. The monkeys football was then eaten by Sheeple with A-1.

Jesus Christ is this ever going to end? When it hits a small goat standing on the peak of Eleanor's hood scoop while eating a somewhat flattened football. When suddenly the closet-dawg anounced: NO ELEANOR THREADS ALLOWED! Then 87gn appeared from the past is present in the appearance of our old pal Doogie! The future holds that this story could possibly never end until such time as it begins to snow in Hell and pigs take wing & Foghorn flies off with the Hopkinator to their secret hideout where they became involved in a plot (funeral plot). "A grave with a situation," exclaimed to be dealt with by pummeling

-Chelle

Pakrat with

feral dinnerplates

and aerobatic

blood thirsty

kamikazi flatware!

65stanger said:

blood thirsty

Click to expand...

Ooooooooooooo, I like that!

. After the pummeling

Holy crap

I loved

Dragging Fuzzie

StangDreamin' said:

kamikazi flatware!

Click to expand...

bound in chains

down to

the depths

of the gutter!





Yeahyeahyeah, I know, three words!