Talk forum: 2 word story

the monkey's

story prematurely

but cooler

Unfortunately, I hadn't updated my record of this story in the last few days before the crash but here's what I have from this point. Feel free to carry on from there.

-Chelle



Once upon a dark and stormy night, gp001 tried to end the monkey's story prematurely. But cooler was the gutter crew when they limboed under her legs. After which we partied latest bonfire in gpoo1's fab shop with monkies and footballs coated with cheeze-whiz and apple sauce topped with GBM goo.<br><br>

Last Saturday rbohm was listening to Mozart when suddenly "The End" gp001 screeched yet again but still in vain. The rain came down and StangDreamin' almost drowned in too much overtime! A blizzard came through and covered the whole holy hole 6 feet deep and 8 miles high and falling. Ne'er touchdown nor extra point beat Eagles with a stick and they're still better than the Pat's could ever bring home the bacon with a side order of kittens sauteed' in 1/2nk's panties and puree'd GBM crumbs squished between my peanut gutter-buttered toes with a side salad. And for desert we have half baked Christmas cookies topped with ewwy gooey smiley sauce a la fisheyes and monkey brains.<br><br>

when she spanked my yappig chihuahua I smiled and gave her baby girl that was half chihuahua and half GBM. Does this mean I can call Stangdreamin dad? Perhaps it means you're a deranged boy in love with himself and that means you are willing to date 70_Nitrous_Eater's cousin! or the GBM's aunt aka "Uncle Dad". Although it's rated PG-13, I still have needs and propane and Crown and a broken snowmobile but yet I still find time for LOVE!!! DAD!!! And yet love still eludes you except for self love. Even then it won't last for over thirty seconds! But don't worry becaue there's reserves that 1/2NK has access to that you don't and never will.<br><br>

A Hungrymonkey was chasing dancing bananas for his special daquiris. When tylers65 mashed them 'nanas he exclaimed "Where's your "Pestilence Button'?" "Chepsk8 stole it for Cobrask8's horn!" "I know! Let's hunt down the football and toss it an the two monkeys f**n it like a three bean salad!!!!!! After that the yak yakked up and down. . .

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