Trouble with kids..

This is gonna be an unusual thread, I think.. I have run across a problem that some of you may have had some trouble with. Freakin kids around here find it great fun to mess with my car! I just moved to a new apartment in August, I don't know anyone here, so I haven't had a chance to make enemies with anyone yet, so I know it's not personal against me, they just decided my car needed to have plums from trees smeared all over it, then left in the sun to dry... THREE TIMES in one weekend! So, since complaining to their parents (who speak spanish, not english) and the apartment manager didn't accomplish a damn thing, and if I dealt with the kids the way I wanted to, then the cops might not like that, I bought a $70 security camera at radio shack instead. I swear I had not had it hooked up to my VCR for more than 5 minutes when, look what I caught on tape! So I had something to show the manager of the apartments then, and funny thing, since then no one has come near my car. Best $70 I have spent in a long time!

Eggs would be even worse than plums.. wow that sux. Yeah, umm I can't do what I want to do to these kids (catch them, break each finger one by one with a hammer, drag them behind my car down a gravel road out to the boonies, then throw them off a cliff) because they are all grade-school age. Can't do that with kids that young. So I settle for getting them in trouble with their parents and the apartment manager. I told the manager next time I catch someone like this on tape, I'm going to the cops. Seems to have worked, for now..

now THAT'S the kind of deal where you either call the cops, or if that does no good, then maybe hog-tie him and drag him behind the car for a good 10 miles going 70 mph on the interstate! See if he wants to throw rocks after that... Not that I'm a fan of abusing kids, but that's one way of teaching them not to F*** with people's cars. But at least the kids around here haven't messed with my car since word of my security camera spread around. I see them ride by on bikes, staring at it like soldiers at a strip club, like they want to do something, but they don't dare touch it now. I hope it stays that way.