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Well, MY car has a penis.

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  • Start date Start date Dec 8, 2003
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ExplodingTurtle

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Um... my computer, duh.
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Stinger said:
This is the first I've seen this thread since it was posted...it's down though. Didn't figure it would cause a big stink considering it took all of two seconds to find. I would have removed it as soon as you requested had I been online sooner. Sorry

Stinger
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Honestly, it's okay, don't worry about it at all.
 

mr_woodster

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no worries stinger, she's a girl (= trouble maker)
 

CruzNlife1

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Mike SVOR said:
hehehe

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StangGrrLy

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mr_woodster said:
i guess i missed the who picture deal, oh well...dollar short , hour late...i guess a Welcome is due, Welcome ExplodingTurtle. We are all friends here, we dont stalk people from pictures or anything (weeelll...maybe crovax) ...i havent exaclty got to the private area of my car, but i know its a she...just look at all dummy lights, just like a girl ...check engine light flashes for no reason, with no trend, and when u finnally learn to ignore her, she blows a head gasket how much more like a woman can she get!(rhetorical)

keep it real
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LOL Exactly!! I'm a girl....but my car is definitely a girl too.....
 

Mike SVOR

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Maybe we should chip in and get ExplodingTurtle some bumper Nuts. http://www.bumpernuts.com/
 

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Maybe we should chip in and get ExplodingTurtle some bumper Nuts. http://www.bumpernuts.com/
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dunno why... but I dont like the pics.. lol
 
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ExplodingTurtle

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Mike SVOR said:
Maybe we should chip in and get ExplodingTurtle some bumper Nuts. http://www.bumpernuts.com/
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Ummm... my car's a unich.
 

Mike SVOR

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Ummm... my car's a unich.
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Lol, You mean a castrato?
 

Frumious B.

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ExplodingTurtle said:
How did this "she" thing come about? Ya know, everyone calls their cars a female, anyone feel like explaining why? Anyway, my car is a guy, and his name is Ceasar. (I swear, the last owner named it...)
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My car's a girl; her name is Carla. The PO named her, the PO was also a girl, and I am positive she was gay, although I didn't ask.

My bike is a girl, too, her name is Sally, partly after Mustang Sally.

I name a lot of my stuff with girls names. It's sort of a grrl power thing, has nothing to do with who I date.
 
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ExplodingTurtle

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Mike SVOR said:
Lol, You mean a castrato?
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Yeah... I can't afford to have him reproducing. Car insurance is too high these days.
 

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ExplodingTurtle said:
Yeah... I can't afford to have him reproducing. Car insurance is too high these days.
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yea, and the doctor bills would kill ya!

That's why my car is a girl. And a virgin!
 

Keasbey

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My car is a gurl, 'cause she got holes everywhere.. and the shape is coming worst every years, at least one time a month I can't control her..

Sorry girls.. hehe
 
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my car is the ideal girl she dont b**** and i dont have to remember her birthday or are aniversity








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