well i guess the saying dont walk under ladders is true? at least i'm starting to think that. tonight i walked under a ladder bout 20-30 times........ well on my way home tonight from work i'm crusing bout 80 or so comming off I-5 onto S.R 500 when i see something HUGE in the road then all of a sudden wammmmmmmmm 
WTF!!!! then thud thud thud ****? so i pull off right before ST. John's get out look driver side front flat as a grape after being stepped on 
damn it (was kinda funny) so i say well i guess it's flat? so i get the spare and the tire iron and the bottle jack get to the front and awww **** i dont have a screw driver to take off the cap's over the lugs? **** it pry comes off the cap all busted to hell now 
grab the jack damn again! i cant get it under the car.? then state patrol pulls up "you ok" he say's? yeah i hit a hella something in the road ok "i'll go check it" he say's. peace out i say he turns around look's at me funny then jet's so i stand there for a min. to think of how to get the jack under the hooptie???? so i start looking for a piece of wood or something nothing then i look under the hooptie again awwwwww ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 
guess what was there? 2 F U C K I N G needle's god damn F U C K I N junkies i say to myself!!! i just want to go get a sniper rifle and start picking all those mother ****er's off at night!!!!! aw ha!!! so i lay the spare infront of the wheel get in select D3 Vroom up goes the hooptie! cool i thought. so i get the wheel on let the jack down, damn cant get the jack out???? **** it get in put it in R zzzzzzzzz WTF? look out the wheel is just spinning not touching the ground???? so ah ha ! select D3 again zzzzzzzzz damn same thing???? aw the hell with it!!! so i select N get out give it a push SLAM!!!! on the ground it goes!!!!! gather up my **** see ya!!!! i looked at the tire after i get it off and there is a hole the size of a baseball in it!!!!!!!!!! wow i must of hit something hella big!!!! what do you think??? yeah? now last week i walked under a ladder then later that night i'm drilling some hole's in some 1" plate had it clamped in the machinest vice then wammmm aw ****!!!! the thing busted out and the plate spinning bout 900 RPM hit my arm damn !!!! is it broke??? hummm nah shure is sore tho!!!! so i guess the dont walk under ladder's or you'll have bad luck is true? at least for me it seems to be?! 
peace out dude that was still preaty funny when he looked at me after i said that!!! peace
john
WTF!!!! then thud thud thud ****? so i pull off right before ST. John's get out look driver side front flat as a grape after being stepped on damn it (was kinda funny) so i say well i guess it's flat? so i get the spare and the tire iron and the bottle jack get to the front and awww **** i dont have a screw driver to take off the cap's over the lugs? **** it pry comes off the cap all busted to hell now grab the jack damn again! i cant get it under the car.? then state patrol pulls up "you ok" he say's? yeah i hit a hella something in the road ok "i'll go check it" he say's. peace out i say he turns around look's at me funny then jet's so i stand there for a min. to think of how to get the jack under the hooptie???? so i start looking for a piece of wood or something nothing then i look under the hooptie again awwwwww ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 guess what was there? 2 F U C K I N G needle's god damn F U C K I N junkies i say to myself!!! i just want to go get a sniper rifle and start picking all those mother ****er's off at night!!!!! aw ha!!! so i lay the spare infront of the wheel get in select D3 Vroom up goes the hooptie! cool i thought. so i get the wheel on let the jack down, damn cant get the jack out???? **** it get in put it in R zzzzzzzzz WTF? look out the wheel is just spinning not touching the ground???? so ah ha ! select D3 again zzzzzzzzz damn same thing???? aw the hell with it!!! so i select N get out give it a push SLAM!!!! on the ground it goes!!!!! gather up my **** see ya!!!! i looked at the tire after i get it off and there is a hole the size of a baseball in it!!!!!!!!!! wow i must of hit something hella big!!!! what do you think??? yeah? now last week i walked under a ladder then later that night i'm drilling some hole's in some 1" plate had it clamped in the machinest vice then wammmm aw ****!!!! the thing busted out and the plate spinning bout 900 RPM hit my arm damn !!!! is it broke??? hummm nah shure is sore tho!!!! so i guess the dont walk under ladder's or you'll have bad luck is true? at least for me it seems to be?! peace out dude that was still preaty funny when he looked at me after i said that!!! peacejohn
plus i opened the wheels 
