what is the funnest thing a cop said to you when you were pulled over?

[D3l7a_3ch0]

i had a lot of fun when i was stationed in north dakota... middle of nowhere, no smog laws, cheap cheap tickets.

i was doing like, 130 in a 55 on my way to the base... i see a cop oging the other direction turn his lights on... out of pity i stopped... he comes up to my window and goes,"nice car... but you should save it for the track"

then he goes,"do you know i'm supposed to arrest you for anything 55 miles over the speed limit?" of course i said no. then he's like,"well i don't feel like taking anyone in... how's a ticket for 109 sound?" i was like, "it sounds about right"...

the ticket was like, 75bux.

//another time i was on the same road, in the same direction... the wind was blowing against me at 35 knots. i was doing like... 100? 110? and the road was sorta wet. i had a huuuge rooster tail behind me. anyway, a state trooper in an suv (prob. a blazer) going in the other direction turns his lights on... tries to come over the median. i'm thinking... ok, wind is blowing against me... i'm already at 100... he's in an suv... i'd be stupid to pull over.

so i kept going. weaving in an out of light traffic, some of my buddies were on the road and saw the whole thing.

//i've run from cops on the way back into town, cuz the traffic was moderate and i knew a LOT of the guys on the road at that time of day(end of the duty day), and they blocked the cops for me nonchalantly.

 

[94stang-lover]

"If you don't know how to fasten your seatbelt please ring the call button and tommy will come hit you over the head with a tack hammer cause you are a RETARD!"

#1: After my wreck (my car + one curb + one small tree) two years ago when I had just bought the car, the cop finishes running my stuff and comes back to talk to me. I am a nervous wreck by this time and the first thing he says to me with a toally straight face is, "do you know you have 3 outstanding warrants?". I flipped, then he started laughing and said he was just f***ing with me. He ended up being pretty cool and didn't write me a ticket, plus wrote the accident up as under $500 damage so it doesn't go in the state records or on insurance.

#2: Got pulled over for going across a set of railroad tracks with the crossing guard down, train was stopped like 100 feet away. This was after I has just gotten two tickets in less than a month. Anyway, he runs my stuff and comes back and all he says is, "Well its Christmas time, so I'm only going to give you a warning, besides, with your driving record, I'm suprised you still have a license!"

now who is the RETARD.. me or u !??!

 

[red94fiveo]

Hey the train was 100 feet away, and it wasn't moving! This was like two blocks from my house, I live in a town full of trains, so I'm a pretty good judge on if its safe to go or not. I wouldn't have gone an inch if that sucker was moving.

I guess I am the retard for doing it with a cop behind me, though!

 

[randomjoker]

Hey the train was 100 feet away, and it wasn't moving! This was like two blocks from my house, I live in a town full of trains, so I'm a pretty good judge on if its safe to go or not. I wouldn't have gone an inch if that sucker was moving.

I guess I am the retard for doing it with a cop behind me, though!

I would say so! lol jk

 

[93 teal terror]

Heres my contribution.....Decided it would be smart to do a 45ft burn out one day on campus. Just so happened a cop was watching the whole time. He walks up and says: "Do I even have to tell you why I pulled you over". I said "was one of my taillights out?" He said.....NO! (pointing to the lingering smoke behind us) Thats why.
He didnt give me a ticket, but said I dont ever wanna see you doing that on campus again. whew...that was waaaaay to close. Talk about crapping my pants.

 

[randomjoker]

lmfao.. crapping your pants.. i havent heard that in a while

 

[Imyourzero]

Heres my contribution.....Decided it would be smart to do a 45ft burn out one day on campus. Just so happened a cop was watching the whole time. He walks up and says: "Do I even have to tell you why I pulled you over". I said "was one of my taillights out?" He said.....NO! (pointing to the lingering smoke behind us) Thats why.
He didnt give me a ticket, but said I dont ever wanna see you doing that on campus again. whew...that was waaaaay to close. Talk about crapping my pants.

That's so much bull. I've barely chirped my tires twice and got a reckless driving ticket each time. You do a 45 foot burn out and get let off?

I suppose you should move here if you want cops that have nothing better to do than harass people that break traction.

 

[93 teal terror]

That's so much bull. I've barely chirped my tires twice and got a reckless driving ticket each time. You do a 45 foot burn out and get let off?

I suppose you should move here if you want cops that have nothing better to do than harass people that break traction.

Yeah go figure....I just knew I was screwed. Theres nothing worse than being all happy about just doing a nice burn out to see flashing lights behind you

I had my friend with me and he was about to "crap his pants too" . Im just glad I had a witness for when he said "Do I even have to tell you why I pulled you over" ROFL

 

[jetuomi]

nice stories so far.. I got pulled over doing 130 in a 90km/h zone 1km from home after 200km's of speeding ... bad luck on my part..

ANYWAYS, the cop had to be GAY. First, he was in shape (probably didn't touch donuts), had immaculate hair, tucked his shirt into his pants and they were tight, THEN he told me I had a nice car and that I looked good in it, and he wished he could have a sweet ride, but lowered the ticket to 110 in a 90.. (which was good for me).. maybe he wasn't, but, he SURE was nice.. haha..

OT: what's "kiss me"kissme"kissme"kissme mean???

 

[hillie16]

"HOLY S*** YOU'RE SELLIN THIS THING!!??? First time I got laid was in a car exactly like this one....SAME COLOR EVEN!"


That was after getting stopped for 125 in a 55. In someone elses 66 GTO. I was 18. The car was for sale and the Trooper bought it.

 

[ponyboy19]

I was in my 95 just coming out of a 35 into a 25 mph zone in the small town where I live doing 30-35 mph and it seemed like a good place to down shift and make some noise. So after I got done touching it loose and laying a couple black marks I pulled into the post office to mail some bills and see the red grand prix that was behind me swing in front of me blocking me in. then I noticed the uniforms. not one but two cops on the way to work or something in a personal car.. police station 100 yards across the street, and me thinking I'm screwed. He get's completely ticked off and then says " how much power is under the hood of that thing, must be an awefull lot to do that" haha.. yeah like I'm going to tell the truth on that one.. I just said not much more than stock.

 

[Ice Hawk]

Me: I bet you're gonna sell me a ticket to the bike cops ball huh?
Bike Cop: Bike Cops dont have balls
*silence*
He closes his book, chuckles and tells me to slow it down

That is SOOOOO f'ing funny. I couldn't stop laughing for like five minutes. I can't believe he said that. Every time I think about it I laugh.

 

[95GTvert[bv12]]

That is SOOOOO f'ing funny. I couldn't stop laughing for like five minutes. I can't believe he said that. Every time I think about it I laugh.

I saw a biker cop today i am thought of that....and just started laughing....i was almost hoping to get pulled over just to try it....lol