Who are you voting for
- Thread starter King of Cobras
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Solid HoRNZ
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I ain't voting ... they all ass holes and lyars. One way or an other, we losing and giving money to these motha *****as
zoma
Founding Member
I'm going to run my own campaign. Here is my election platform:
- Catalytic converters must be removed from all cars. We must do whatever we can to accellerate global warming, thus turning Canada into a global paradise.
- We must secure weapons of mass destruction and point them at OPEC countries. Everytime they jack up the price, we jack up the payload.
- Anyone complaining that quarter mile tracks beside them are too loud, will have their ears removed. They won't be bothered by the noise anymore.
Any ticket you get, the monetary fee will be subtracted by your horsepower. So if you get a $400 ticket, but have 300 horsepower, you only owe $100!
- Catalytic converters must be removed from all cars. We must do whatever we can to accellerate global warming, thus turning Canada into a global paradise.
- We must secure weapons of mass destruction and point them at OPEC countries. Everytime they jack up the price, we jack up the payload.
- Anyone complaining that quarter mile tracks beside them are too loud, will have their ears removed. They won't be bothered by the noise anymore.
Any ticket you get, the monetary fee will be subtracted by your horsepower. So if you get a $400 ticket, but have 300 horsepower, you only owe $100!
I'm voting for the "Partie Bleue" lol Seriously though I'm fed up of Liberal scandels, the stupid gun registery got me real mad. They really know how to waste money these guys. Besides I think we should be allowed to carry guns anyway. The Bloc, well I don't give a crap about seperating or the fact that we are "different" and do you think the Bloc is taken seriously by the rest of Canada? I don't know about the other guys, I don't trust them by the looks they have in their eyes. Nothing but pure crap. I wish all their tour busses would crash into each other.
96GT Toy
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TheDamned
"I am Canadian and Damned for it!"
DoctorGeek97GT
New Member
zoma said:
Zoma -- nice platform! But more importantly, what are you about auto insurance companies?
zoma
Founding Member
DoctorGeek97GT said:
All insurance companies will become claim friendly, and everyone will drop to the level of about half of what Quebec pays. People who speed repeatedly but never get into accidents will get discounts (because they are obviously good drivers).
VOTE ZOMA 2004!!!
zoma
Founding Member
Mustang5ohhh said:Zoma, if you can find a way to make it acceptable for 18-24 year old females to walk around in bikini's year round .... AND .... get me Americain satellite legally ... you got my vote.
Paul Martin, Steve Harper and Gilles D ... BITE ME ... vote Zoma !
Bikini's? I might have to think about that. Too much clothing in my opinion.
I think the CBC sucks, so yes, all american satellite will be legal.
GREENBIOCH
Founding Member
Blue Machine
Sorry for not being up on why my Quebec brothers would want to vote BLOC. But as someone who was born in Canada I see no reason for Quebec to leave, and the only reason to hold that gun to Canada's head is to extract more $$$ from Ottawa. As for being distinct, sorry thats a load of horse ****! and doesn't wash with anyone outside of Quebec. French / english no differnt you put your pants on one leg at a time, butter your toast the same even drink the same beer, eat the same foods, cheer for a Canadian team to win the Stanley Cup (doesnt matter Habs/Leafs/Flames or who ever once your team is out you switch to what ever team from Canada is left right!
When was the last time Canada had a real Prime Minister who wasn't from Quebec ( please excluded the old conserative fart from the west he doesn't count) Lyan Brian, Jean & Paul I think are from Quebec?
Sorry for not being up on why my Quebec brothers would want to vote BLOC. But as someone who was born in Canada I see no reason for Quebec to leave, and the only reason to hold that gun to Canada's head is to extract more $$$ from Ottawa. As for being distinct, sorry thats a load of horse ****! and doesn't wash with anyone outside of Quebec. French / english no differnt you put your pants on one leg at a time, butter your toast the same even drink the same beer, eat the same foods, cheer for a Canadian team to win the Stanley Cup (doesnt matter Habs/Leafs/Flames or who ever once your team is out you switch to what ever team from Canada is left right!
When was the last time Canada had a real Prime Minister who wasn't from Quebec ( please excluded the old conserative fart from the west he doesn't count) Lyan Brian, Jean & Paul I think are from Quebec?
5literttop
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TheDamned
"I am Canadian and Damned for it!"
Mustang5ohhh said:.... AND .... get me Americain satellite legally ... you got my vote.
I have Direct TV free
all porns channels mlb\nhl\nfl\nba etc.. free
zoma
Founding Member
Boss 351 said:Not true we put our pants on two legs at a time, we use pam instead of butter (just spray on toast), we drink "La Maudit" and eat Poutinshehe
Oh my god, I do that and I'm an anglais
.Well I don't spray pam on toast. I think that's a "northern quebec" thing, like having fries with mayo
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