Words of Wisdom

Caldwell · Apr 30, 2005

Alright, I was just curious the different sayings and phrases we all have that are good to live by...
so I thought this would be a good time to share.

I have one myself, I made this one up, so bare with me:
They are definitely words of wisdom.

"Liquor will help you dick her, quicker."

please share

xr8d302 · Apr 30, 2005

OrangeMustangGt · Apr 30, 2005

95riosnake · Apr 30, 2005

A couple quotes (not really words of wisdom though) from my former boss in construction:

"That's the way Jesus would do it."

"You could f*** a fat bitch on that!"

and my favorite quote currently:

"Speed kills, drive a Chevy and live forever."

xr8d302 · Apr 30, 2005

I've always learned this from the military:

"Never stick your finger anywhere you wouldn't stick your dick."

1105 · Apr 30, 2005

thoes are some good ones.

Killercanary · Apr 30, 2005

"Reputations are built on what you have done, not what you've planned to do..."

I always liked that one as it applies to so many things.

sociopath5.0 · May 1, 2005

If floats, flies, or f u c k s, RENT IT. Its cheaper.

If it has tits or wheels, its gonna give you problems sooner or later.

Caldwell · May 1, 2005

Killercanary said:
"Reputations are built on what you have done, not what you've planned to do..."

I always liked that one as it applies to so many things.

yeah that's true.

"ass will come and go, friends will lasst a lifetime."

Iggyshane · May 1, 2005

"We know what we are, but know not what we may be." - William Shakespeare

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that SOMEONE else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon

BlueOvalStangGT · May 1, 2005

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
--Swami X

"Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol."
NF Simpson.

My motto:

"If all else fails, punch someone in the face"- Kevin Rayne

super302 · May 1, 2005

"If the world was a girl, i'd stick my dick in the ground, F--K the world"

not exactly a "words of wisdom" but i thought it was cool

Iggyshane · May 1, 2005

"If you can turn, your not going fast enough."

wytstang · May 1, 2005

Don't chit were you sleep.

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

WhiteStallionGT · May 1, 2005

95riosnake said:
and my favorite quote currently:

"Speed kills, drive a Chevy and live forever."

lol, did you get that from my sig.

Anyways, I don't have any quotes, I suck.

94gts · May 1, 2005

serious-"doin what i can with what i got"

not serious-"fuuuuck it

Caldwell · May 2, 2005

"If life has given you lemons, you should make lemonade.
And find someone who's life has given them vodka,
and have a party."

- Ron White

wytstang · May 2, 2005

"Never take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive"

-Van Wilder (best movie ever)

illwood · May 2, 2005

Couple of my own:

"Sometimes the best form of birth control is observation".
(used whenever there are screaming kids at public places)

"They say you should take life 'with a grain of salt'. I prefer to follow that with a shot of tequila and a lime. . . "
(always useful)

"No good stories ever came from using good judgement."
(This one has definitely held true)

kristopher · May 2, 2005

"Im all over that like a fat kid on cotton candy"

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