So I like making both of my legs fall asleep..

[The Green GT]

Then get up really fast and (try to) run around the house.

 

[69clark]

Hey I just did that. lol

 

[vp6799]

"WTF"...lol

 

[Suspect]

 

[HISSIN50]

Eric, the intervention is scheduled for tomorrow. We're worried about you.

What he didnt tell you is that he likes doing it while on the crapper, and he runs around naked without doing any paperwork.

 

[donkey_punch]

Eric, the intervention is scheduled for tomorrow. We're worried about you.

What he didnt tell you is that he likes doing it while on the crapper, and he runs around naked without doing any paperwork.

 

[Hef5.0weisen]

I know a guy whose leg fell asleep while he was on the pot, got up real quick cause of a bomb threat, broke his ankle. This was while we were deployed to the desert...makes a funny stroy for the young guys on how to get home early.

 

[SQUEEZE&STROKE]

What he hasnt told us is that he also waits for his hand to fall asleep, then plays "the stranger" LOL

 

[gcomfx.com]

What he hasnt told us is that he also waits for his hand to fall asleep, then plays "the stranger" LOL

 

[Engel]

What he hasnt told us is that he also waits for his hand to fall asleep, then plays "the stranger" LOL

hahahahha

 

[urban96]

What he hasnt told us is that he also waits for his hand to fall asleep, then plays "the stranger" LOL

lol that was the first thing i thought of when i seen the thread title

 

[gcomfx.com]

lol that was the first thing i thought of when i seen the thread title

Wow... didn't realize we had that many lonely guys on here.

 

[xr8d302]

hahahaha, what a hilarious thread

for some reason, every time i sit on the toilet for any more than 5 minutes (which is all the time), my left leg falls asleep. I've never thought about trying to run around, I'll have to do that

 

[The Green GT]

hahahaha, what a hilarious thread

for some reason, every time i sit on the toilet for any more than 5 minutes (which is all the time), my left leg falls asleep. I've never thought about trying to run around, I'll have to do that

Happens to me too. I think its because I rest my elbows on my legs and cut off circulation.

 

[MI95Cobra]

ummm, did i miss something????

 

[The Green GT]

ummm, did i miss something????

lil dump

 

[vp6799]

Gonna try it at work tonight. see what everyone says when i try to run out of the bathroom during break...lol

 

[WhiteStallionGT]

lol reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry tries to walk around on his leg that fell asleep and the crippled guy thought he was making fun of him.

Everytime I walk around with a leg that fell asleep, I make sure no crippled people are around so I don't offend them.

 

[reddy351]

I have a friend that got real drunk and fell asleep on the toilet. (Had to sit down to "hit the hole"! That's drunk!) He woke up two hours (???!!!) later, when we called for him to find out if he was "alright". (We thought he went to bed.) Evidently, when we did that he woke up and tried to get up. His legs were asleep and he fell down between the toilet and the vanity and got stuck there. He went back to sleep (???!!!) and we found him there about an hour later...pants around his ankles and all! He ended up getting unstuck on his own, after about 10 minutes of trying.

 

[gcomfx.com]

I have a friend that got real drunk and fell asleep on the toilet. (Had to sit down to "hit the hole"! That's drunk!) He woke up two hours (???!!!) later, when we called for him to find out if he was "alright". (We thought he went to bed.) Evidently, when we did that he woke up and tried to get up. His legs were asleep and he fell down between the toilet and the vanity and got stuck there. He went back to sleep (???!!!) and we found him there about an hour later...pants around his ankles and all! He ended up getting unstuck on his own, after about 10 minutes of trying.

That's drunk... if his face was in the toilet, I would say he was chitfaced.