Need to beat a z28?

I looked at an SRT-4 while I was walking around the dealership, and it actually made me physically ill being next to it. No lie. My stomach hurt, and I wanted to vomit. The thought of buying it and driving it around made me sick. The same with the EVO, WRX, and STi. I grew up in a house where 4doors = ugly+unsporty+stupid. My dad wouldn't let us own a four door car. No matter how fast, or which wheels turn, it doesn't have two doors. The engine is not much of factor. I liked the pre-WRX Impreza's like the 2.5RS two door. But something about four doors...why? I want a performance coupe with RWD, not a four door turd box. That's why I prefer German cars. They still know how to make good car with two doors, and their four doors have style. How could one buy an econobox with four doors? I had an old 80's Benz with four doors, but it was classy. A big luxury car is in a different class. Compact and mid-size four doors---blah.
 
Gonna be a drivers race. My 96 Z28 has cai, exaust, and some suspension work it has run a best of 13.6@101. Havent ran my stang yet but it has lost to my z28 with a friend behind the wheel of the z. Best thing I could to you is dont let him get the jump and do not miss one shift.