Met the girl of my dreams today

[65stanger]

SeaDoo maybe?

In this case it would be Lake Doo.

Around here we call them jet skis (no seat), wet bike (seat for 1 - 2), pwc (all the above).........As far as the local ordinances they are all classified as Personal Water Craft.


Now the REALLY important question............How many guys now have Miss Heather as their wallpaper?

 

[BDT 1967]

Now the REALLY important question............How many guys now have Miss Heather as their wallpaper?

1 here!

 

[65mistress]

+1

 

[chepsk8]

Now andy,

Next round of Photos -

Your Ranger in a Thong
Heather modelling your clutch parts
YOur computer in a speedo

and,

Nice pics, she's quite a lass

 

[65stanger]

Nice pics, she's quite a lass

Hear! Hear!

 

[StangDreamin']

Yeah, now we know why Andy isn't on the computer every night like he used to be

j/k man; you are definitely a lucky guy. If a total (body and soul) babe like Heather is as "into" you as she is; you've just won the Powerball, The World Series, the Triple Crown and the Nextel Cup!

Okay, maybe you don't have all the money that you'd get from winning all that; but you've got something much more important.

I think I'll go cuddle up to Mrs StDr now.

 

[65stanger]

Now BIG BLUE FUZZY feel really blue and fuzzy.....

Him so lonely...................................................

 

[StangDreamin']

Dude, there's gotta be some girl lonely for a Big Blue Fuzzy.......
Hey, does Probie have a sister? Is his Mom single? Maybe he's Carl Edwards' cousin? Of so, Probie has a really hot Aunt! Just ask Chepsk8; we were both checking her out on TV when Carl won his first Cup race last year. It was very approprate that the race was televised on FOX

Too bad you're not ready to leave the N.E. yet; I can think of several late 30's/early 40's single ladies out here who would just melt if they met a big guy whose "other car is a fire engine".....

 

[chepsk8]

Ooo, Carl's Mom......... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

I remember Andy teasing us about some of Heather's family.......

 

[1320stang]

In this case it would be Lake Doo.

Around here we call them jet skis (no seat), wet bike (seat for 1 - 2), pwc (all the above).........As far as the local ordinances they are all classified as Personal Water Craft.


Now the REALLY important question............How many guys now have Miss Heather as their wallpaper?

Well, a wet bike is:

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A jet ski is:

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I've ridden a wet bike before, they're pretty cool, I've never ridden a jet ski or a sea doo.

But yes, they're all classified as Personal Water Craft, or, if you own a boat, a Pain In The A$$. We have a couple lakes in Oklahoma that they are banned from, which is pretty nice if you're a boater or fisherman.

 

[BDT 1967]

I was planning on coming down to grand and texoma are they banned there.

 

[StangDreamin']

I've ridden a (Bombardier) Sea-Doo before; they're kind of fun - except that my "palm-leaf Stetson" blew off I've also ridden on (as opposed to been pilot-in-command) one of Bombardier's little "jet boats". Very similar to the Tahiti or Scimitar ski boats; except the turbine pump (like the entire boat) is much smaller and it's powered by a 900cc two stroke, instead of a punched-out 460 or BBC. It also only carries 15 gallons of gas and 1 gallon of oil in the onboard tanks, instead of the 40+ gallons of 100LL a built Tahiti or Scimitar will swallow; and usually get about an hour more of time from a tankful - unless you're actually hauling skiers with it
Yeah, we had to go back after my hat (once) with the little boat, too

 

[65stanger]

But yes, they're all classified as Personal Water Craft, or, if you own a boat, a Pain In The A$$. .

Not all of them!
When I was living in Southern VA, we had a few which would speed thru "NO WAKE" zones in the creeks off of the main lake. They made good targets when we were practicing our golf swings!


StDr - There is a young woman that the Fuzzy One fancies, however, methinks she don't fancy Fuzzy............at least she implied (to a mutual acquaintance) that I am TOO YOUNG for her (she's 51)

She's attractive, intelligent, great conversationalist AND............................................................................














she drives a 1999 Ford Mustang!

 

[Cowgirl Tink]

... It's okay BBFCM my "fuzzy's" not anywhere near by for another 10 monthsish... so I understand.

 

[chepsk8]

Not to steal any of Andy's thunder, but

Seems the Cheap one has found himself a wonderfull lass.....

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Still getting to know each other, very traditional dating, unlike the Andy & Heather story, but so far it's going very well, I'm quite happy. Alsa, Deanna is very jealous! Sorry guys, no bikini shots of her, it took a major act to get this pic of her.

Pardon the Hi-Jack, back to water craft!

 

[65stanger]

... It's okay BBFCM my "fuzzy's" not anywhere near by for another 10 monthsish... so I understand.

Thanks anyway, but try maybe in about 20 or so years............

Seems the Cheap one has found himself a wonderfull lass.....

Does she know what she's getting into? Are you going to bring her along on our next amok-ing?



To further clarify my earlier post.......I have to be very circumspect and not walk right up and ask her out as I might normally do. That approach could cost the Fuzzy One very, very, very dearly in this case should she not be interested.

 

[StangDreamin']

To further clarify my earlier post.......I have to be very circumspect and not walk right up and ask her out as I might normally do. That approach could cost the Fuzzy One very, very, very dearly in this case should she not be interested.

Boss? That could be bad.

EDIT: Too young??????? Jeeee-zus Kee-rist! You talking about approx 10% difference in your lives! What's the big deal?

 

[StangDreamin']

Seems the Cheap one has found himself a wonderfull lass.....

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Alllll-right Dan!!! She's a cutie!

Looking at the image tag, I gotta tell you; the name "Lisa" would be a good start for me
EDIT: Although Susan is, for some reason, still my favorite

 

[65stanger]

Boss? That could be bad.

Ummmm........Close. You're getting warmer. Not exactly the boss-employee scenario as we work different shifts, but..............................

EDIT: Too young??????? Jeeee-zus Kee-rist! You talking about approx 10% difference in your lives! What's the big deal?

There are a couple of other potential victims, err..........I mean "dates" for Fuzzy, out there. But because of my work schedule I don't see them as often and when I do I'm usually in no position to be inquiring............

 

[1320stang]

Okay, this is too much tanget, Andy, steer this back on course.....